Unknown Mafia II: You're Not Cleared to Not Read This, Citizen

[The Kneumatic Pnight]

Members

1. Silly Kitty - Kit-I-KAT-1, Worshipful Master of the Illuminati, Lynched Day Four
2. Bellerussian - Evylin-R-SAT-2, Sierra Club Director, Throat Slit on Night Zero
3. Captain Combustible - Incen-R-ATE-5, Troubleshooter Comm & Recording Officer, Bludgeoned to death on Night One
4. Argent Lord
5. Moogle0119 - Treas-O-NUS-7, Died Randomly Night Five
6. Masked Jedi - Jed-I-NIT-3, Disciple of the FCCC-P, Terminated Mysteriously on Day One
7. Inbred Chocobo - Hei-R-UOK-2, Anti-Mutant Sentinel, Shocked on Night One
8. Red Fighter - Carlem-R-CKS-1, Communist Arch-Comrade, Beaten by an enraged communist on Night Zero
9. Death by Stabbing
10. Tendronai - Tendr-O-NAI-7, Troubleshooter Happiness Officer, Reprimanded by Team Leader on Night Two
11. Demetrius
12. Wasoe - Mei-O-RNY-1, Anti-Mutant Sentinel, Fed into the Food Vats on Day Two
13. Doppler12 - 22-17-33-HIKE, Student of Psion, Died for an inadequately explored reason on Day Three
14. Vault of Thrones - Tac-O-BEL-4, Disciple of the FCCC-P, Wrenched on Night Two
15. Cephrir - Ceph-IR-1, Student of Psion, Died on the Nonexistant Night Four due to Temporal Constipation or something. Whatever.
16. Ape Boy - Monk-Y-BOY-1, PURGE Lackey, Knifed on Night Two
17. Tophat - Rad-I-CAL-4, Control of Psion, Throat Slit on Night One
18. Deathpigeon - Lep-R-DDD-1, Lieutennant of Death Leopard
19. Zilla - Lee-NIN-2, Communist Comerade, Shot Twice on Night Three
20. Roy_D_Mylote - Roy-G-BIV-1, Death Leopard Worm, Throat Slit on Night Three
21. Pink Bunny - Pink-O-CMY-1, Communist Comrade, Troubleshot on Night Zero
22. Bananarama - Har-D-HAR-HAR, PURGE Lackey, Burned on Night One
23. Barrel-Hating Syocphant - Barry-R-ELH-8, Loyal Citizen, Beat with a Crowbar on Night Three, Shot to Swiss Cheese on Night Five
24. Rygar - Johnny-B-GUD-6, Purifier of Anti-Mutant
25. B_Real_Shadows - Toies-R-USS-5, PURGE Lackey, Evaporated mysteriously on Night Two
26. Ugainius - Trah-LAH-LAH-LAH, Troubleshooter Team Leader, Demoted on Night One
27. Ole’ Dude With the Face - Andre-O-POV-1, Troubleshooter Hygiene Officer, Throat Slit on Night Five

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Greetings, loyal citizens of Alpha Complex, I sincerely hope you are well. I am afraid that I must inform you that, despite the order I—your Friend Computer—have been able to maintain for you all—not all is well in our glorious Alpha Complex.

Of course you know the illustrious exploits of our trusted Troubleshooters against the treasonous forces that threaten our utopia—not knowing is treason. But, despite the best hopes of both you and Friend Computer, we have all been betrayed by the mutants and communists who refuse to see the beautiful reason and logic and compassion of Friend Computer. They have proven more evil than anyone (without treasonous knowledge) could have suspected. And so, Friend Computer must abandon his abundant mercifulness for order and justice.

But fear not, my loyal citizens. Alpha Complex will survive, our way of live will persevere, and Friend Computer will protect you all from the scary mutants and vile communists—you must simply have faith. Faith is mandatory.

This date marks the beginning of a new, more glorious future for the war against treason and all of Alpha Complex and it’s faithful. So remember to keep an eye out for treasonous and suspicious behavior, and above all, be happy and have fun.

Fun is now mandatory.

Night Zero

Friend Computer’s glorious band of valiant Troubleshooters stalked through the darkened, post-curfew walls of Alpha Complex. Footsteps and arguing collaborating voices echoing softly off the metal walls and stilled conveyor belt. And yet, in the moments of silence, it seemed other voices in the sector. Other, treasonous voices. Friend Computer’s brave allies froze bravely, eyes wide in bravery.

In a jumbled, non-communist heap they piled around a nearby door, where the sounds seemed to be coming. They went to peer inside the darkened room when a shot was fired. A shot that surprised everyone. The bright, red flash of superfluous light lit the room for a split second as another, more focused beam burned into the flesh of Pink Bunny - Pink-O-CMY-1, Communist Comrade. Pink-O-CMY-1, rather than falling, stood, flailing in blind rage for the assailant. And, almost in answer, a voice seemed to erupt from the darkness of the room.

“Take that!” Pink struck, tackling and wrenching the body as the Troubleshooters fled made a tactical advance to the rear. As the fight finally dwindled Pink’s body slumped near the beaten and broken body of Red Fighter - Carlem-R-CKS-1, Communist Arch-Comrade. The communist party had been fatally wounded.

However, all was not so positive for Alpha Complex. In a mystifying turn, the body of Bellerussian - Evylin-R-SAT-2, Sierra Club Director was found in her room with her throat slit. Records of the event must have been removed from Friend Computer’s database by non-communist traitorous scum. The threats to truth, justice, and Alpha Complex are numerous.

We all have our work cut out for us.

Night Zero has ended. Day One is now.
Deadline will be sometime around 48 hours from now, I think. Thirteen to lynch.

Rules Note: I will be, as Friend Computer, distributing demerits at certain junctures. A demerit counts as a vote against you. They are all systematically cleared at the end of the Day.

Other Stuff: I don’t remember right now.

Alpha Complex Mafia has begun.