NPF Avatars 6, Chapter (6?)7: Didn't your momma tell you not to fight?

[Intern Nin]

The best damn teacher period saw the troubled teenager running towards him and screaming in what could only be described as a Dean Venture-ish manner. Oninzuka side-stepped out of the way of Bad Boy's charge and then tripped him. Oninzuka knew this type of student all too well. Since he didn't want to waste thirty minutes getting to know him and getting into a series of misadventures, he decided to just skip to the speech at the end.

"Listen, I know you're mad at everybody for not understanding you, but the fact is they don't understand you because you never told them how you really felt. And that's because you're afraid of what they might think of you if you ever told anybody how felt, you're afraid they might reject you. So you started acting like a punk-rebel and tried to hurt everyone else before they had a chance to hurt you. All this time you had this self-dustructive attitude because you're afraid, am I right?"

Bad Boy picked himself picked himself up off the ground and turned to Oninzuka with a look of disbelief.

"Oh my god, you were right about everything! On the outside, I put on a tough, 'I don't care' persona and do things to hurt other's feelings (and their bodies) but that's to mask the fear and insecurity I feel on the inside. It's also why I don't try to make friends, because I'm afraid to let anybody get close to me. That's why I'm always alone."

"You don't have to be alone anymore, kid. You can join my class, everybody's a friend to everybody there. And I'll always be there too, if you ever need somebody to talk with."

"D-do you really mean it?"

"Of course I mean it, I'm always there for my students."
Tears wellled up in Bad Boy's eyes. He didn't know when it happened it, but he found himself hugging the great teacher while sobbing profusely.

"Se-sensei! I want to be in your class!"

Oninzuka patted the troubled lad on the back.

Well, that's another student pointed in the right direction. I wonder what I'll have dinner tonight. If I remember correctly, there's only a half-eaten casserole and some ramen left in the apartment. I guess I should eat the casserole before it goes bad, but I feel more like eating ramen. Damn, this is a hard choice.

Oninzuka didn't get a chance to decide what to eat, because the sentai's hug had accidently trigger the remote in the teacher's pocket. They were teleported in front of a fire engine, sprayed by the hose, and then teleported back to Japan.

"Uh sensei, what just happened?"

Bad boy pulled out of the hug and found that he was no longer in the presence of Oninzuka but instead the detective Intern Nin. Nin, of course was surprised to find himself on a street in Japan and no longer in a volcano. Even more shocking was the fact that he shared a hug with a Sentai. Suddenly, Nin eyes lost their pupils and his face was wearing an exression of pure anger.

"YOOOOUUUUU!", Nin said accusingly.

Sentai Bad Boy couldn't understand what was going on and neither could the idiots in the audience.

"Huh, what just happened? Why is turtle guy so pissed?", said an idiot with blonde hair and headband.

"Because of what he is.", a green-skinned man with pointy ears and antennae explained. "Because that's his most hated enemy."

"What? I don't understand that because my brain doesn't work if I'm not fighting. Could you please try explaining it in a way that a five-year old could understand?", said Blondy McTypical-shonen-character.

"Okay," green guy said, "It goes like this."

He pulled out a chart that read "The Most Hated Enemies of Everything" and pointed to a line on it.

"A ninja's most hated enemies are martial artists, samurais, rival ninjas, and pirates.
A mutant's worst enemies are mutants of the opposing faction and the normal people who don't understand them.
A teenager's worst enemy is themselves.
A turtle's worst enemies are crocs, snakes, cats, wild dogs, seagulls, rabbits, frogs, and William Howard Taft.

But some one who is combination of all of these has one very special and very specific enemy, that of course is... Power Rangers! In other words, Sentai!"

Back at the scene with actions actually taking place, Nin had just kicked Sentai Bad Boy about fifty feet into the air and he landed with a crash.

"Ow, what's going on? Didn't we just have a heart warming and dramatic moment?"

Bad boy got his answer in the form of a hat glaive hitting his helmet and slicing a chunk out of the visor. Nin caught his hat, then rushed the downed Sentai and delivered a series of bone-breaking blows. Nin kicked him up in the air and then tied him up with his weighted chains mid-air. He then started swinging Bad Boy around smashing him into lamp posts and mailboxes. Nin finally let go after a while and sent him flying into the side of a well-placed building. Bad Boy fell to the ground. He laid there groaning in pain until he saw Nin walking towards him with the cosmic battery in his hand, the energy erupting from the rod and engulfing his entire right side in Kirby Dots.

"Aaahhh! Please don't hurt me anymore! I promise I'll stop this bad boy bullshit! I'll even quit the sentai team and become a normal japanese fictional character, like a high-school student who meets a mysterious girl with mysterious powers or some one who's trying to solve the mystery of their parent's dissapearence by looking into their research about Mayan culture and finding out he's the one with the power to save the world from doom and makes a lot of strange but loyal friends along the way! I'll do anything, just please don't kill me!"

Nin stopped just short of striking him and the pupils returned to his eyes. He put away the battery and looked down at the broken sentai.

"Give me your helmet."

Bad Boy quickly took of his helmet with the silly pompadour wig attached to it and gave it to Nin. Nin tore the wig off and held up the helmet like it was a trophy. Suddenly, beam of light came out of the helmet and shot the air, clearing away all the clouds and revealing a bright sunny day.

"Balance has been restored. Peace can now reign."

While Nin muttered this ridiculously out of place phrase, Bad Boy crawled away to a safe place to rest and rethink his life. Meanwhile, blonde kid decided to pester the alien with a few more stupid questions.

"Okay, so what's the enemy of a detective?"

"Isn't it obvious? It's evil masterminds, crimelords, and currupt businessmen."