Pet Debacles

Marelo · 12-06-2008, 01:25 AM

Injuries, shenanigans, what have you.

I had a cat named Mr. (yes, the abbreviation) who was uncannily adept at avoiding death and sickness. Mr. survived:

1. Being shot by a three-inch long, thin, metal dart, which embedded itself completely in his chest.

2. Having four inches of tail lopped off by a door, and then playing with it for a few hours before we found out.

3. Getting into so many fights with other animals, including opossums and a freakin' skunk (no idea why it was so deep in town), that its ears resembled the absence of ears more than anything else.

Unfortunately, this miracle cat was felled by a mundane car.

Got any stories?

12-06-2008, 01:25 AM	#1
Marelo Napoleon Impersonator Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Kansas Posts: 816	Pet Debacles Injuries, shenanigans, what have you. I had a cat named Mr. (yes, the abbreviation) who was uncannily adept at avoiding death and sickness. Mr. survived: 1. Being shot by a three-inch long, thin, metal dart, which embedded itself completely in his chest. 2. Having four inches of tail lopped off by a door, and then playing with it for a few hours before we found out. 3. Getting into so many fights with other animals, including opossums and a freakin' skunk (no idea why it was so deep in town), that its ears resembled the absence of ears more than anything else. Unfortunately, this miracle cat was felled by a mundane car. Got any stories?

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