Pet Debacles

Marelo · 12-07-2008, 02:05 AM

Oh, man, I just remembered about my girlfriend's pets.

She has a parrot named Gizmo who learned to imitate the microwave timer's beep. It took them months to figure it out, because whenever he did it there was either something actually in the microwave or they just wrote it off as something else.

She has a dog named Titan, who chased a car, ran into it from behind as it was moving forward, and knocked out all the teeth on one side of his mouth... Then got up and continued running and barking.

Titan also managed to impale himself with a stick in the yard, just running around. I'm not even sure how the physics on that one work out.

She has another dog named Zuki, a rat terrier, who will jump up and lick your face even if you're standing on a table. He runs around so much that he's learned some rather impressive acrobatics off the furniture, including flips and springboards.

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12-07-2008, 02:05 AM	#13
Marelo Napoleon Impersonator Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Kansas Posts: 816	Oh, man, I just remembered about my girlfriend's pets. She has a parrot named Gizmo who learned to imitate the microwave timer's beep. It took them months to figure it out, because whenever he did it there was either something actually in the microwave or they just wrote it off as something else. She has a dog named Titan, who chased a car, ran into it from behind as it was moving forward, and knocked out all the teeth on one side of his mouth... Then got up and continued running and barking. Titan also managed to impale himself with a stick in the yard, just running around. I'm not even sure how the physics on that one work out. She has another dog named Zuki, a rat terrier, who will jump up and lick your face even if you're standing on a table. He runs around so much that he's learned some rather impressive acrobatics off the furniture, including flips and springboards.