Naming of mountain dew.

Zilla · 02-05-2009, 04:30 PM

I honestly had something to say on citrus drinks being named "Mountain" anything. Notice the knockoff brands also LOVE to put "Mountain" in the title.

Why?!

It's CITRUS!

When is the last time you've seen citrus fruit grow on a mountainside?

AND WHY IS IT GREEN?!

Actually, Mountain Dew is apparently named "mountain" due to it's popularity in Appalachia, something to do with bootlegging or something, but that STILL doesn't explain the green, and why every citrus drink feels the need to label their drink as "Mounain" this.

Even Shasta's knockoff comes in a green can and is called "moon mist"

This is standup material.

02-05-2009, 04:30 PM	#1
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	Naming of mountain dew. I honestly had something to say on citrus drinks being named "Mountain" anything. Notice the knockoff brands also LOVE to put "Mountain" in the title. Why?! It's CITRUS! When is the last time you've seen citrus fruit grow on a mountainside? AND WHY IS IT GREEN?! Actually, Mountain Dew is apparently named "mountain" due to it's popularity in Appalachia, something to do with bootlegging or something, but that STILL doesn't explain the green, and why every citrus drink feels the need to label their drink as "Mounain" this. Even Shasta's knockoff comes in a green can and is called "moon mist" This is standup material. __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.

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