Naming of mountain dew.

[Osterbaum]

MTN Dew is immensily retarded. I bet someone there figured "Hey, kids these days are all into these cool shorter versions of words that don't really mean anything." Or whatever.

Why isn't it called "Island dew?" though? I think it would be a cool name, reflect more accurately where the ingredients come from, and still maintain the "freshness" appeal.

How about "Picked-by-under-paid-people-somewhere-far-away-but-let's-imagine-it's-a-mountain Dew".