Jokes, bad and otherwise.

[TDK]

A girl asked what my sign was the other day. I told her 'Stop.'

My friend kept making jokes about trees. I told him he needed to branch out with his humor.

To be frank...Well, to be Frank, I'd have to change my name. So I think I'll just stay Pete.


And two from my personal favorite comedians:


Escalators can't break, they can only become stairs. So you'll never see an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, only Escalator temporarily stairs. We apologize for the convenience, that you can still get up there. - Mitch Hedburg

I tripped on an escalator. ...I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half. - Demetri Martin