"E3 Trailers" or "Mirai Gets An Aneurysm From War!"

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So previously made mention in this thread, a new game is comin' out called Darksiders. It looks pretty cool.

You apparently play as War, one of the Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse, (War, Famine, Death, Pestilence) was apparently betrayed and triggered the Apocalypse a little too early. So he has to find out what happened, and smite the asses of those responsible. Seems pretty neat. Also, Mark Hamill is your guide!

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Also coming out of E3, there's The Saboteur. I'm hoping it'll be like Assassin's Creed. With Nazis. Assassin's Creed! With Nazi's! Whoo!

Saboteur is a game that I've looked forward to since... last year, I guess? Anyways, it's been said to have a bunch of period music, and a nifty mechanic in which some areas of the hopefully sandbox world are in black and white, symbolic of the conquered parts of France. As you kill some Nazi's, color will return to France. Which is nifty.

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The Secret World sounds a little like Folklore, but it seems to be a new MMO for PC, I guess.

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There's also Assassin's Creed II. So yeah, David Cheung is gonna make another webcomic, there's gonna be more controversy, and then everyone's gonna forget about it in a few months because they're busy playing Assassin's Creed II. It looks really, really cool.

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I know about as much about Heavy Rain as I did about Sadness. Which is to say, I know the tagline:

How far are you prepared to go to save someone you love?

And it has something in it called the Origami Killer.

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Then there's Aliens Versus Predator, which I want to buy but for some reason think would find incredibly difficult unless I was some lovechild of Sigourney Weaver and Arnold Schwarzenagger.

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A new Mario game. What more can be said?

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Dante's Inferno, which apparently plays a little like God Of War, but sounds a little like Shadow of the Colossus, in that you're after the soul of your beloved. Also, it's based upon Dante's Inferno, part of the Divine "Comedy" series. He's the one who - I think - created the whole "levels-of-hell" thing.

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You've got Brutal Legend, created by Tim Schaeffer of Psychonauts and Grim Fadango fame. It's a game that both looks awesome, sounds awesome, probably is awesome, but you're gonna buy it anyways just 'cause it's a Tim Schaeffer game.

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Castlevania: Lords Of Shadows. I think it has something to do with Dracula. Or vampires. Probably both.

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If you loved Mass Effect, you're gonna be all over this.

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And then you have the things we all knew about and are still waiting patiently for, like Arkham Asylum, Bioshock 2, and God Of War 3.