This is why noone talks to the mods.

[Eltargrim]

It's an inevitable cycle, Fenris. The only alternative would be to plunge the world into complete darkness for, well, ever.

...oh. Oh you bastard. That's what it was, wasn't it? You were going to make NPF everywhere, and then all intelligent discussion would die! The world would be your pawns. You clever bastard. But never fear, Frogman is here! Foiled at last! Mwahahaha!