5 minute poetry

[MP37a]

It's morning time now and no matter how hard I try
I can never sleep in anymore and I don't know why
I look with a daze all around and wonder
What can eat to satisfy my insatiable hunger
Why there's only one food that I want the most
That's the delightful product I call cinnamon toast
Nothing can be compared to that sweet aroma
It's enough to wake a person in a coma
That sweet buttery goodness, that cinnamon taste
I must eat it all until there's no bread left none will go to waste
Still a little tired still and a little hard of hearing the phone rings
I answered only to find it was a telemarketer calling to sell some things
How dare that person call me this early and cause me grief.
So I yelled I didn't want any of your choco flavored beef
So I went to the bathroom room and began to brush my teeth and comb my hair
Then I sang who's that pretty girl in that mirror there? what mirror where?
I proceeded out after taking a shower
That took somewhere around a quarter of an hour
Now it was time to choose
Should I wear the shirt that has a duck on it or the one that says carribean cruise?
Now I'm dressed and ready to go
Where was I going again? I just don't know.
I got in my car and started the engine
Maybe I'll just go for a little spin
I put the car from park and went into reverse
Damn I forgot to open the garage door first I cursed.
Maybe no one will notice the new doors shape
I'll fix it later thank god for duck tape
I went to the gym for a workout
Why must there never be a parking spot I shout!
Ok well I'll go for a 5 mile jog
Suck in the good ol' morning smog
So I'm running along when you know what
Along comes this huge freakin mutt
I tried to walk around him slowly never taking my eyes off him like i was under a spell
He started to give chase and I ran like hell
Luckily for me I've delt with this before and climbed over this big white fence
Unluckily for me there was a woman sunbathing and she saw me and looked tense
She called her husband that there was a man in her yard
I said it wasn't what it looked like but decided to run again hard
Out through the gate and down the street.
Oh wow I'm gonna have some huge blisters on my feet
Now I've returned home to plan the rest of my day
Watch my friend tv for now to see how its been while I was away.

I actually think its time to go eat again.