Pokémon Umbral Discussion 4: On Strike Until There Is a Nekkid Pillow Fight

[Geminex]

Oh what fun. Let me guess, we need to kill the Reaper/Joker of the damned to get rid of all of them.

Also, one request: Impact gets dibs on any triumphant one-liners at the end of the battle.
("Looks like your breakfast... *sunglasses* just got served!". And then the Explouds scream "YEAAAAH!" in the other room.)


Edit:
Also, I'm planning to have Impact knock out the old man when I post. This might seem unwise, but bear with me here. Assuming we don't take out the old man:
This round: We take out two pokemon (Shouldn't be hard, we attack Blissey with physical moves, Rachel's, preferrably and Blaziken with psychic and ground), old man deploys two more, we take two attacks, three/four ghost attacks, one Pitchfork
Next round: We take out two pokemon, old man deploys last pokemon, we take one attack, four ghost attacks, one Pitchfork
We take out old man and last pokemon

But taking out the old man:
This round: We take out two pokemon and the old man, three pokemon go rogue, we take three attacks, four ghost attacks
Next round: We take out the last three pokemon in one round (Impact still has Stamina boost available, so he'll get in two attacks, and we'll hopefully manage to get enough super effective hits) and we've won.

In short, we take four less ghost attacks and two less old-man attacks. I'm not sure what the ghost attacks do, but it can't be good, which is why I favor the latter strategy. The old man must die. Or get knocked out, at least.

If Dracorion or Bard object within the next hour or so, I'll go with the boring option. But I won't like it.