Killing/Avoiding Horror Movie Villains 101

Seil · 04-24-2010, 01:00 AM

Inspired by the Freddy thread, I wanted to make a new thread about all horror movie villains in general. Feel free to add your own!

FREDDY KRUEGER
Basically, don't fall asleep. Remember Fifth, if you fall asleep, Freddy will kill you.

JASON VOORHEES
Don't go to summer camps, don't make fun of disabled kids.

MICHAEL MYERS
Don't be born into the Myers family, don't become friends with anyone that has the 'Myers' surname.

LEATHERFACE
Don't go to Texas. Everyone there is related to cannibals.

LEPRECHAUN
Don't steal anyone's gold.

CHUCKY
Stay away from any kid who owns a doll.

CHILDREN OF THE CORN
You know what? Stay away from kids in general.

EXORCIST
Especially kids named Regan.

THE RING
Buy some DVD's.

THE GRUDGE
Ask the realtor about the people who lived in the house before you.

AMITYVILLE HORROR
Seriously, ask about that shit.

PSYCHO
Never stay at roadside motels. Best Western that shit.

THE BLOB
Stay fit.

THE BIRDS
Always carry some birdseed

IT
Concentrate on your hobbies, like bird watching. Concentrate so hard that you won't be scared of the clown that's trying to kill you.

04-24-2010, 01:00 AM	#1
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	Killing/Avoiding Horror Movie Villains 101 Inspired by the Freddy thread, I wanted to make a new thread about all horror movie villains in general. Feel free to add your own! FREDDY KRUEGER Basically, don't fall asleep. Remember Fifth, if you fall asleep, Freddy will kill you. JASON VOORHEES Don't go to summer camps, don't make fun of disabled kids. MICHAEL MYERS Don't be born into the Myers family, don't become friends with anyone that has the 'Myers' surname. LEATHERFACE Don't go to Texas. Everyone there is related to cannibals. LEPRECHAUN Don't steal anyone's gold. CHUCKY Stay away from any kid who owns a doll. CHILDREN OF THE CORN You know what? Stay away from kids in general. EXORCIST Especially kids named Regan. THE RING Buy some DVD's. THE GRUDGE Ask the realtor about the people who lived in the house before you. AMITYVILLE HORROR Seriously, ask about that shit. PSYCHO Never stay at roadside motels. Best Western that shit. THE BLOB Stay fit. THE BIRDS Always carry some birdseed IT Concentrate on your hobbies, like bird watching. Concentrate so hard that you won't be scared of the clown that's trying to kill you. Last edited by Seil; 04-24-2010 at 01:13 AM.