Twits Tweeting On Twitter

[Seil]

No offense to anyone who actually tweets on Twitter, I just wanted to add some alliteration to your day.

In other news Hugo Chavez has started in on Twitter. He's apparently invited Castro and Morales to do so as well. Communist Twitter and Totalitarian Tweets are sure to follow.

Celebrity Twitters.

I honestly think that "Twitter" is derived from "Titter," a kind of hollow laugh. The kind of laugh you do when having an uninteresting conversation with someone who just keep talking about everything.

Originally Posted by Jerry Seinfeld

The concept behind the car phone, speakerphone, airline phone, portable phone, pay phone, cordless phone, multiline phone, the phone pager, the call waiting, call forwarding, conferencing, speed dialing, direct dialing and redialing, is that we all have absolutely nothing to say... and we've got to talk to someone about it right now. Cannot wait another second. You're at home, you're on the phone. You're in the car making calls. You get to work, ''Any messages for me?''
You gotta give people a chance to miss you a little!