The thread where Jenny is the most attractive woman on the Internet

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Originally Posted by Lev

Invisible queen is probably my favorite poster. Wait a sec, I'll check.
Yup, favorite.

Lev's stamp of approval, level 1, goes to Invisible Queen for good posting.

Funny story involving IQ, Lev and me.
I mean, Invisible Queen/Jenny (whichever you prefer) was not even there, but that's the precise point of this story.

One day I was idly playing Diablo II with nothing bad in mind. But suddenly Lev signed on. Hold on, this isn't a bad thing. In fact it doesn't get bad, I still had nothing bad in mind and it would remain so till the end of that day, probably.

Apparently Lev chatted with someone whom he referred to as "Queen" via the message all friends feature.
Mmmh, could he possibly mean Invisible Jenny? A quick glance at my contact list told me she wasn't signed on. So I told Lev that and he replied with something along the lines of "That's too bad."
Later he joined my game to play for a bit and well... I could swear he was hitting on me* (it's a shame I don't have the log proving the opposite, not that there's anything that can be proven). Really. And he called me Queen. I mean, I like the band and all, but how could Lev know that? Still, it would be pretty weird to refer to someone by the name of a band he likes. Being called Rockin' Pony, pixieguts or Satan's Almighty Penis would be awesome, I admit that. But I listen to neither of those. Except some pixieguts. But that's a girly name.

Anyway, Lev called me Queen, and I thought that was pretty weird because I'm pretty sure he must've copypasted a list of our handles which clearly stated that I, InsaneGenius, am Atomschlag in D2. On top of the list. Because I wrote it and am a ego bitch. Don't you ever read what you copy and paste, Lev?

Hilarity ensued.
Actually it was already over because I said who I really am.
"What, you're not Invisible Queen?"

In retrospect, though, maybe I should've had a little fun with him first.

From that day on he called me Genius and whenever he uses that name whatever he says sounds really sarcastic in my head.