"College 101" or "Remember Those Terrible 80's Movies About College?"

Seil · 06-05-2010, 03:24 AM

So I'm struggling in a few of my courses this semester, and I need to figure out how to pass them. The thing is, they're pre-reqs for the course I want to get into later, so there can't be any murder involved, that'll get me kicked off campus.

So what I need is a fool-proof plan to pass my courses with high marks. I need blackmail material. I don't think I could get it normally, my profs seem like decent, hard working people. I could slowly chip away at every bit of their lives, turning their world into a horrible nightmare from which there is no awakening, forcing them to have nervous breakdowns and resign from teaching forever and alter my grades while their replacements are getting settled. Or I could just engineer a situation to get incriminating photos and have my teachers change my grades for me. Y'know, whatever.

Anyone got any ideas? Aside from togas?

06-05-2010, 03:24 AM	#1
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	"College 101" or "Remember Those Terrible 80's Movies About College?" So I'm struggling in a few of my courses this semester, and I need to figure out how to pass them. The thing is, they're pre-reqs for the course I want to get into later, so there can't be any murder involved, that'll get me kicked off campus. So what I need is a fool-proof plan to pass my courses with high marks. I need blackmail material. I don't think I could get it normally, my profs seem like decent, hard working people. I could slowly chip away at every bit of their lives, turning their world into a horrible nightmare from which there is no awakening, forcing them to have nervous breakdowns and resign from teaching forever and alter my grades while their replacements are getting settled. Or I could just engineer a situation to get incriminating photos and have my teachers change my grades for me. Y'know, whatever. Anyone got any ideas? Aside from togas?