New Mortal Kombat flick?

[Krylo]

Originally Posted by tacticslion

Oh, and krylo:
Actually, it takes place in the soviet era, and the triforce would be a series of nazi-era uber weapons controlled by a computer program that was shattered into fragments across the globe (by the president's daughter, natch') that Link and Ganon would be in a race to gather first. Link would then learn how to wield a sword as he fought Ganon's thugs and enforcers (called "pigs") and gain a special one called the 'master sword' which is really a hacking tool (get it?) that would allow him to "hack" into the main control system of Ganon's reconstituted triforce of 'power' (a space station! in space!) and defeat it once and for all, leaving it falling to earth in flames! Ganon, however, would send a text to Link's iphone two years later...

Nah, the triforce is the code needed to activate the orbital nuclear system on the military satellite codenamed 'Golden Land', and designed by the legendary female German scientists known as Din, Farore, and Naryu. Collectively the Nazis refer to them as their 'Golden Goddesses'--a play on their Aryan features.

The triforce code would be contained on three RFID chips, one implanted in the president's daughter for safekeeping, one stolen by Ganon and implanted in his own hand, while Link would attain the third near the beginning of the movie, having it implanted to keep it safe.

Meanwhile, the Master Sword would actually be the code name of the state's newest shuttle craft, with stealth capabilities and a program capable of hacking the docking codes to the golden land.