Trollslum Act 1: Welcome to Alternia

Bard The 5th LW · 11-02-2010, 07:20 PM

We now view a world long forgotten by Paradox Space. A planet of hostility, strangeness, and of rather intense relationship struggles. This sphere in space is, or was, known as ALTERNIA. Alternia and its people, the trolls are known throughout space for their innumerable military conquests. These conquests will be all but pointless by the time the day is over. However, a select few troll children will remain quite important for the time to follow.

Let us take a view at these children.

>Zoom in_

We go down even further onto the planet's large surface. Beneath sea level, underneath the vast ocean, but still high enough for light to shed through, a large hive juts from the sand. It is very manor-like, standing several stories tall. There are several windows and marble steps leading inside. It is so very regal and elegant you wouldn't believe. Let us examine further inside.

A very excited and chipper young lass with gills stands in a rather large respiteblock, surrounded by paintings and drawings, despite the water. It Just so happens that today is her wriggling day! That doesn't matter though. At least, not to us. She seems to have actually marked it on her calendar, but I don't think we'd really understand the dates there. Oh look at that, we seemed to have reminded her of the date. She takes notice of the calender with a joyed look in her eyes. Apparently, today is a big deal to her.

Just who is this young lady?

> Enter Name

UNINSPIRED SHREW

Well that wasn't very nice at all! We just wanted a name! Now look at her, she looks very sad that you said this. You must make amends at once!

CRASS RETARD

Thats the exact opposite of what was requested! Look at her now! A sad, nay, forlorn expression makes its way across her face.

WHINY CALLOW WRIGGLER

That wasn't even two words! Oh wonderful, she's crying now. Her salty purple tears are being released straight into the water around her. Just wonderful. See what you've done?

PATHETIC DAME

What? Just get out of here! Name someone else! It will be quite a while before she calms down. Go name someone else!

> Name someone else_

11-02-2010, 07:20 PM	#1
Bard The 5th LW Feelin' Super! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 4,191	Trollslum Act 1: Welcome to Alternia We now view a world long forgotten by Paradox Space. A planet of hostility, strangeness, and of rather intense relationship struggles. This sphere in space is, or was, known as ALTERNIA. Alternia and its people, the trolls are known throughout space for their innumerable military conquests. These conquests will be all but pointless by the time the day is over. However, a select few troll children will remain quite important for the time to follow. Let us take a view at these children. >Zoom in_ We go down even further onto the planet's large surface. Beneath sea level, underneath the vast ocean, but still high enough for light to shed through, a large hive juts from the sand. It is very manor-like, standing several stories tall. There are several windows and marble steps leading inside. It is so very regal and elegant you wouldn't believe. Let us examine further inside. A very excited and chipper young lass with gills stands in a rather large respiteblock, surrounded by paintings and drawings, despite the water. It Just so happens that today is her wriggling day! That doesn't matter though. At least, not to us. She seems to have actually marked it on her calendar, but I don't think we'd really understand the dates there. Oh look at that, we seemed to have reminded her of the date. She takes notice of the calender with a joyed look in her eyes. Apparently, today is a big deal to her. Just who is this young lady? > Enter Name UNINSPIRED SHREW Well that wasn't very nice at all! We just wanted a name! Now look at her, she looks very sad that you said this. You must make amends at once! CRASS RETARD Thats the exact opposite of what was requested! Look at her now! A sad, nay, forlorn expression makes its way across her face. WHINY CALLOW WRIGGLER That wasn't even two words! Oh wonderful, she's crying now. Her salty purple tears are being released straight into the water around her. Just wonderful. See what you've done? PATHETIC DAME What? Just get out of here! Name someone else! It will be quite a while before she calms down. Go name someone else! > Name someone else_ Last edited by Bard The 5th LW; 11-02-2010 at 07:28 PM.