Serious and Actually Legitimate* Announcement Regarding the Future of this Forum

[Aldurin]

Originally Posted by Loyal

Who keeps letting these clowns in!?


As for you, BKEarl? You're fired.

Originally Posted by PyrosNine

What is this, Star Wars?


And didn't you just call him short, only to now reveal yourself as him? So are you a taller version of Tokenworth?

You never hired me in the first place. But I will explain all of this.


Long ago, just as my career as an attorney had taken off, I was kidnapped.
Whoever they were took samples of my DNA, and created an imposter clone to take my place. The process was perfect but the clone came out shorter than planned, explaining the difference in height.
Then I was shot in the gut and thrown into the local river, left to die.
I woke up in the land of Fire Emblem, and was forced to adapt or be killed.
I became the Black Knight, the most feared swordsman known in the area.
Using my power and resources, I managed to return here to find home.
But more importantly I returned to kill the bastard who took my home, my family, and my well-paying career.


So Mr. Tokenworth, are you ready to die?