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02-01-2011, 10:33 PM
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Moves Like Jagger, Kupo!
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right.
Posts: 4,910
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> Be a troll doing something more interesting.
You are Zebrek again! > Aw, dammit! Oh, suck it up you big baby. ======> SGRUB has just finished installing. No more pretty lights. Awwwww. > Zebrek: Uninstall. Turns out uninstalling the game does the pretty lights too! > Zebrek: Install. Heeeheheeee. > Zebrek: Uninstall. Heeeheeeheeeheeheeee! > Zebrek: Install. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! > Zebrek: Get trolled by Leraje. Show Trollog ... Oh. Talking with Leraje is always weird. He's your good friend and all, but he's just strange. Still, you ended up telling someone about your romantic aspirations. You've been dying to get that off your chest. > Troll Glissa. You figure now's a good time to talk to Glissa about connecting. You proceed to have this conversation. ======> As you talk to Glissa, someone else trolls you! You wonder who it is. Quote:
> Get out already! You can't! Your cave's access tunnel to the outside is long and winding up and it always takes forever to get out. ======> You finally get outside and, indeed, you find a package waiting for you! Brimming with glee, you pick it up and bring it back down to your respiteblock. > Unwrap present. It's a black package, standard blackmail package. You are about to tear into it like a wriggler on Perigee's. > Get trolled! Again?! It's like somebody heard you were handing out hugs, and they've known nothing but years of bitter hug famine. > Who cares? Just open the package! Alas, you can't resist the buzzing sound your HUSKTOP makes when you're getting trolled. Heeeheheehee, buzz buzz, buzz buzz buzz!!! You hurry over to your HUSKTOP. =======> ... Oh. It's her. Well, now's as good a time as any to set things straight. > Zebrek: Answer. Show Trollog > Zebrek: Panic! OH CRAP OH CRAP WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. How could you be so stupid of course she doesn't like you back she's just your friend and now you've ruined your friendship forever way to go and oh god why is she taking so long to answer that's it man it's over! > Twinkleberry: Steal package. You decide to play a prank on your custodian by stealing his present and unwrapping it for him. Heheeeheeeheheee. Yoink! > Twinkleberry: Abscond. You make for the other room with the package. > Zebrek: Panic. You already are! Oh God, she's responding. ======> Show Trollog > AC: Update shipping wall. You don't have to! There's only one loud obnoxious troll you would ever consider shipping yourself red with! You do feel bad for poor Zebrek, though. You hope he'll find his ideal matesprit someday. > Zebrek: be depressed. Well that went about as well as could be expected. But you can't help but feel depressed, despite what you told your friend. Even though you never mentioned these doubts to anyone, you really don't feel like most of your friends like you. Sometimes you wish you could get angry, just so you could relate to the- ======> Wait a minute, what was that? It was some kind of strangled cry, coming from the other room. > Investigate. You immediately rush to the other room, shotgun in hand. ======> You see your lusus Twinkleberry, just sitting there on the floor. He looks like he's shaking. Beside him, your blackmail package lies opened. It looks like whatever was inside the package is in front of Twinkleberry, and obscured from your view. ======> Show Lususlog > STRIFE! Suddenly, Twinkleberry jumps at you! Completely taken by surprise, you're only able to raise your arms to protect your face as your lusus tackles you to the ground. Show Lususlog ======> Your lusus is biting and gnawing at your face, as his tiny legs try to hurt you and his wings buzz loudly. He is foaming at the mouth and doesn't appear to be at all like you lusus. As you try to push him off, his teeth managed to tear your arms and face a bit. Show Lususlog ======> You continue to grapple for a bit, as you try to push him off without hurting him, with no success. He's biting at you like a demon possessed. Show Lususlog Suddenly, your shotgun goes off. ======> Blood. So much blood. Whose-? Oh no. ======> Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no. Show Lususlog It appears your shotgun has wounded your lusus. He looks bad. You don't think he's going to make it. ======> He's lying on the floor, bleeding heavily. Your toys all over the floor are getting covered in his blood. Your clothes are soaked too. He's still growling. It looks like he's trying to get up and keep biting at you. How did this happen? Show Lususlog ======> He's... There's nothing you can do for him. He looks like he's in pain. There's only one thing you can do. Show Lususlog ======> You can't bring yourself to do it. Show Lususlog ======> You- you- There's- There's no choice, is there? Show Lususlog ======> You have to do this. He's your friend and he's in pain, and there's nothing else that can be done. > Zebrek: Take devilbeast behind the lawnring maintenance tool storage block and blow its head off. You take Twinkleberry in your arms, trying to make him as comfortable as possible. You barely notice where you're going. Before you know it, you've exited your cave and now you're outside. Nearby, there's a hill with a large tree at the top. You and Twinkleberry play there all the time, it's his favorite place in the world. > Climb hill. You reach the top of the hill and place Twinkleberry on the ground. You... you can't think of anything to say. ======> Show Lususlog > Take aim. You take your shotgun and point it at your wounded lusus. > Close your eyes. You can't watch. > Do it.
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Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away. Last edited by Dracorion; 02-02-2011 at 11:58 AM. |
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