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Other movies I HATE: Irreversible and Seul contre tous. Gaspar Noé is such a gross hack. His movies are what a very smug, unusually skilled teenager in a morbid phase would do.

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Originally Posted by SMB

More like anything written sufficientely long ago is a classic.

You didn't say it isn't good because it's old (which is true); you said it's Twilight because it's popular and not critically successful (which is dubious, especially when you're talking about periods populated with critics who wore monocles just so they could make them pop out when they're shocked, shocked, I say.)

Émile Zola isn't Stephanie Meyer (or Gaspar Noé.)

I dare say that Jack Sparrow sustained a full movie, plus the scene with the crabs in the third one. And I really feel cheated out of a real naval battle by that same film. Why spend at least half an hour on bringing out all of the damn pirates if they're just going to watch?