Pokemon Umbral Theatre 24: Menarker's Madhouse

Menarker · 05-12-2011, 01:27 AM

That does not look good at all... Don't go making character personalities go 180 for little to no reason!

On other news, I'm still working with the database movelist and all that. Of particular note is Kiyomi's Electrode. To those not informed on its new ability, it's Dreamworld ability is Aftermath, which is frankly put a revenge attack on whoever knocked it out for 25% of said foe's maximum health. The means to that presumably being Electrode's twitchy hair-trigger explosive body. It'll be useful so that it will always do a significant amount of damage unless it gets knocked out through indirect means like poison.

So, I gave it the Taunt move, which forces a target to only be able to use attacking moves. No buff moves, no item moves, nothing like that. (It will have some uses in preventing enemy medics from healing enemy foes or engineeers from constructing)...

Then I imagined that Taunting twitchy round ball of explosive hate with South Park's Eric Cartman's voice. (Come to think of it, the fat asshole is pretty round too!)

Cart-trode: "Come get a piece of this, you son of bitches!"
Enemy Soldier 1: "You piece of shit!" *Starts running toward him, blade in arm as Cart-trode smiles gleefully before Soldier 2 tackles his comrade.*
Enemy Soldier 2: "NO! DON'T! That's exactly what he wants!"
Cart-trode: *Faking sincere worried voice* Oh, what's wrong? PUSSY! *Nasty voice* You ain't got no balls like me! *Drum-roll for the awful pun.*
Soldier 1: "Don't stop me! I want to beat the shit out that asshole!"
Cart-trode: "Go ahead! I'll blow YOUR ass to kingdom come!" *His round body twitching lightly with minor jolts of electricity hinting to his very volatile state*
Soldier 1: "You're bluffing. You wouldn't blow yourself up..." *Raises his blade to his partner's protest*
Cart-trode: *Eyes shut ultra tight as if constipated and shouting violently in his tantrum ways, his body definately jolting!* "I'LL DO IT! DON'T FUCK WITH ME, BITCH! I'LL DO IT!"
Soldier 2: "Oh SHIT, he'll really do it!" *Runs off leaving his partner behind before he gets caught in the blast too*

^.^ Yeah.

05-12-2011, 01:27 AM	#11
Menarker OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,802	That does not look good at all... Don't go making character personalities go 180 for little to no reason! On other news, I'm still working with the database movelist and all that. Of particular note is Kiyomi's Electrode. To those not informed on its new ability, it's Dreamworld ability is Aftermath, which is frankly put a revenge attack on whoever knocked it out for 25% of said foe's maximum health. The means to that presumably being Electrode's twitchy hair-trigger explosive body. It'll be useful so that it will always do a significant amount of damage unless it gets knocked out through indirect means like poison. So, I gave it the Taunt move, which forces a target to only be able to use attacking moves. No buff moves, no item moves, nothing like that. (It will have some uses in preventing enemy medics from healing enemy foes or engineeers from constructing)... Then I imagined that Taunting twitchy round ball of explosive hate with South Park's Eric Cartman's voice. (Come to think of it, the fat asshole is pretty round too!) Cart-trode: "Come get a piece of this, you son of bitches!" Enemy Soldier 1: "You piece of shit!" Starts running toward him, blade in arm as Cart-trode smiles gleefully before Soldier 2 tackles his comrade. Enemy Soldier 2: "NO! DON'T! That's exactly what he wants!" Cart-trode: Faking sincere worried voice Oh, what's wrong? *PUSSY!* Nasty voice You ain't got no balls like me! Drum-roll for the awful pun. Soldier 1: "Don't stop me! I want to beat the shit out that asshole!" Cart-trode: "Go ahead! I'll blow YOUR ass to kingdom come!" His round body twitching lightly with minor jolts of electricity hinting to his very volatile state Soldier 1: "You're bluffing. You wouldn't blow yourself up..." Raises his blade to his partner's protest Cart-trode: Eyes shut ultra tight as if constipated and shouting violently in his tantrum ways, his body definately jolting! "I'LL DO IT! DON'T FUCK WITH ME, BITCH! I'LL DO IT!" Soldier 2: "Oh SHIT, he'll really do it!" Runs off leaving his partner behind before he gets caught in the blast too ^.^ Yeah. __________________ THE BIO OF RENNY TRESSERHORN THE BIOs OF POKEMON UMBRAL! Last edited by Menarker; 05-12-2011 at 02:06 AM.