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This is all the more hilarious because you didn't put any "I think" "I thought" or "I believe"s in your first post either. Taken literally your first post makes the statement that you can scientifically prove that the movie is only a third as entertaining as an image of a cowboy and a flying saucer and that the temperature must be 108 degrees Fahrenheit for it to be worth watching.
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You seem to be under the impression that I'm aiming to impart some sort of subjective op-ed, when in fact my function is more akin to a reporter delivering facts in as objective a way as possible. People's interpretation of those facts is where subjectivity comes in. So when I say that this movie and its carbon copy characters and dismal action is an atrocity on par with Zombie Ronald Reagan rubbing his zombie member across Picasso's Guernica, you can take that statement to the bank as the truth and do with it what you wish.