[truth] Every Jason Statham movie is a movie that should have also starred Liam Neeso

[Magus]

Literally every fucking one of them, so they could fight and/or team-up. Or both.

Like a scene where Liam Neeson drives a car into a dude and then Jason Statham leaps out of the skylight and dropkicks him into Liam Neeson's waiting fist 'cause Liam Neeson already jumped out of the car like a puma and was totally waiting for Statham to dropkick the dude into his fist because they are psychically linked.

Then they torture a dude for no reason after they already get the information they want because Neeson's daughter and Statham's son were both kidnapped by the bad guys and sold into sex slavery or human organ donation camps or whatever.

Also, throwing knives.

Everyone agrees with me, all that's left is for you to do so also:

Originally Posted by Madatoms

I recently saw the movie, Taken, with Liam Neeson. If you're not familar, here's the plot: a badass Liam Neeson kicks bad guys' asses after they try to sell his daughter as a piece of ass. Needless to say, it's the best movie I've seen in a while.

While I watched Neeson's character bring down a gang of Albanian Human Traffickers with a platter of knuckle sandwiches, I realized something: this was essentially a Jason Statham movie, but starring an Oscar-caliber actor.

EDIT:

HOLY CRAP LIAM NEESON VERSUS A PACK OF WOLVES

Originally Posted by IMDB

In Alaska, an oil drilling team struggle to survive after a plane crash strands them in the wild. Hunting the humans are a pack of wolves who see them as intruders.

I feel so goddamn sorry for those wolves. They have no idea who they are trying to eat.

This movie will be so badass conservationists will faint just from watching the trailer.