"Why Are All Movies Getting A 3D Remake?" or "How Many Times Can We Watch Titanic?"

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Wait, there's a problem with depth perception on screens now? Wierd, cos I can look at anything, on screen or off, and it looks perfectly fine to me. Trying to make movie images more like human vision is a pointless affair anyway as human eyes work totally differently to cameras.

A camera, you point it somewhere, and you capture the whole image with equal clarity across a square surface.

Human eyes, you have peripheral vision around the edges of your vision that blurs out the parts you're not paying attention to. Human eyes also turn themselves on and off again every time you move to focus on those other things, so you don't get queasy trying to refocus on new stuff.

Should we therefore add some sort of bizzare bluring effect around the edges of cameras now, and stutter the image every time it moves? Of course not, because that's fucking stupid.