Where did you get the milk? (The Doctor Who thread-spoilers all up in your ass)

Professor Smarmiarty · 09-01-2012, 11:11 AM

So the D. Mister Who is back. What we are getting this year is supposed to be lots of little moviestyled things with less of the complex nonsense of past.
And so what we get is Daleks with the aim of stormtroopers.
Where was this mofo? He not need to aim. Rory would be like "You want an egg?" and he would be like "Time to scramble yo eggs" and then he would be dead.
And like next week is Dinosaurs! on! Spaceshps! This kind of plotting can work but Moffat has already wasted "Let's punch Hitler" so I not sure he can handle this shit.
The Amy/Rory split was pretty stupid, the reunion scene was ok even if manipulative.
Also the new companion is now a dead Dalek? Shewas pretty ace but where is this story going. Doesnt seem like the river life in reverse story. Will she be in every episode in a different form each time? I guess yes.
Also now that we know the ultimate question we already have the Dafecks asking is- if every episode ends with someone asking this question I am literallly going to shank some moffat.

Also why did the Daleks have a prison planet. Like what? Why didn't they just exterminate the bad Daleks. Like this is literally how the Daleks operate. What was the point of souffledalek- why did they keep her alive , with acces s to all their systems and the whole planet- what the shit was the point of that.
And so Daleks on the planet can access the Dalek hivemind and rewrite it- but these are the insane Daleks- why wouldn't you just cut them off.

I am now going to take the same basic plot and improve it- ok its not on dalek prison its on Skaro. And on Skaro the Daleks captured this human genius girl and needed her for some SCARY EVIL PLOT and so they Daleked her and put her in the suit- but then she was too SPUNKY for them and started fighting back and now that she was Dalek she could hack into their arknet and hax them up. She is gaining more and more power, she has taken Skaro and now taking over the rest of the Daleks so Daleks IN SPACE capture Doctor and trick him and send him to deactivate Skaro forcefields so they can blow it up and end her rampage before she murders the Dalek.
YOU ARE WELCOLE MOFFAT

09-01-2012, 11:11 AM	#1
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Where did you get the milk? (The Doctor Who thread-spoilers all up in your ass) So the D. Mister Who is back. What we are getting this year is supposed to be lots of little moviestyled things with less of the complex nonsense of past. And so what we get is Daleks with the aim of stormtroopers. Where was this mofo? He not need to aim. Rory would be like "You want an egg?" and he would be like "Time to scramble yo eggs" and then he would be dead. And like next week is Dinosaurs! on! Spaceshps! This kind of plotting can work but Moffat has already wasted "Let's punch Hitler" so I not sure he can handle this shit. The Amy/Rory split was pretty stupid, the reunion scene was ok even if manipulative. Also the new companion is now a dead Dalek? Shewas pretty ace but where is this story going. Doesnt seem like the river life in reverse story. Will she be in every episode in a different form each time? I guess yes. Also now that we know the ultimate question we already have the Dafecks asking is- if every episode ends with someone asking this question I am literallly going to shank some moffat. Also why did the Daleks have a prison planet. Like what? Why didn't they just exterminate the bad Daleks. Like this is literally how the Daleks operate. What was the point of souffledalek- why did they keep her alive , with acces s to all their systems and the whole planet- what the shit was the point of that. And so Daleks on the planet can access the Dalek hivemind and rewrite it- but these are the insane Daleks- why wouldn't you just cut them off. I am now going to take the same basic plot and improve it- ok its not on dalek prison its on Skaro. And on Skaro the Daleks captured this human genius girl and needed her for some SCARY EVIL PLOT and so they Daleked her and put her in the suit- but then she was too SPUNKY for them and started fighting back and now that she was Dalek she could hack into their arknet and hax them up. She is gaining more and more power, she has taken Skaro and now taking over the rest of the Daleks so Daleks IN SPACE capture Doctor and trick him and send him to deactivate Skaro forcefields so they can blow it up and end her rampage before she murders the Dalek. YOU ARE WELCOLE MOFFAT