The Wing Wong strikes back!

Shyria Dracnoir · 11-16-2012, 09:49 PM

Malek ban: that explains why elves reproduce so rarely

shyriadracnoir mod: all the best smiths work shirtless

shyriadracnoir mod: well, that and you have 15 something years just in the diaper stage

PyrosNine ban: If the elves had more blacksmiths going shirtless, the elven population would have gotten a huge boost.

shyriadracnoir mod: you know how human babies get born younger to compensate for faster brain growth and overall intelligence?

shyriadracnoir mod: elves are that and more

PyrosNine ban: If this was Assassinn's creed, Gandalf would be attacked by the guards.

PyrosNine ban: So that means that baby elves are retardedly stupid at birth?

shyriadracnoir mod: no, you learn faster when your brain is technically in a younger and still growing state

shyriadracnoir mod: elves get super skilled by remaining functionally younger longer than humans

shyriadracnoir mod: with the caveat that yes, they're even more helpless and need more care at first

Malek ban: how can you be more helpless than a human baby?

shyriadracnoir mod: http://www.scientificamerican.com/ar...more-infantile

PyrosNine ban: Oh hey, that guy.

PyrosNine ban: He totally died.

PyrosNine ban: Yep, I remember that.

shyriadracnoir mod: All those trees are really giant incubators for elf babies

PyrosNine ban: Rolled like, a bunch of natural ones-

shyriadracnoir mod: they're all basically premie

shyriadracnoir mod: or like marsupial pouches

PyrosNine ban: OH SO THATS...that's why they don't like it when I burn down their forests.

shyriadracnoir mod: exactly

PyrosNine ban: Whooops!

PyrosNine ban: I mean, i've burned down orphanges and maternity wards before, but never unintentionally!

PyrosNine ban: How unprofessional!

PyrosNine ban: Now I feel like some sort of monster!

PyrosNine ban: STEWARD!

shyriadracnoir mod: well, you're a cat

shyriadracnoir mod: that's a given

PyrosNine ban: I'm like a nekomata!

shyriadracnoir mod: additionally, I'm wingwonging this before it gets pushed off chat

11-16-2012, 09:49 PM	#35
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	Livestream chat, in which we discuss the finer points of elf biology Malek ban: that explains why elves reproduce so rarely shyriadracnoir mod: all the best smiths work shirtless shyriadracnoir mod: well, that and you have 15 something years just in the diaper stage PyrosNine ban: If the elves had more blacksmiths going shirtless, the elven population would have gotten a huge boost. shyriadracnoir mod: you know how human babies get born younger to compensate for faster brain growth and overall intelligence? shyriadracnoir mod: elves are that and more PyrosNine ban: If this was Assassinn's creed, Gandalf would be attacked by the guards. PyrosNine ban: So that means that baby elves are retardedly stupid at birth? shyriadracnoir mod: no, you learn faster when your brain is technically in a younger and still growing state shyriadracnoir mod: elves get super skilled by remaining functionally younger longer than humans shyriadracnoir mod: with the caveat that yes, they're even more helpless and need more care at first Malek ban: how can you be more helpless than a human baby? shyriadracnoir mod: http://www.scientificamerican.com/ar...more-infantile PyrosNine ban: Oh hey, that guy. PyrosNine ban: He totally died. PyrosNine ban: Yep, I remember that. shyriadracnoir mod: All those trees are really giant incubators for elf babies PyrosNine ban: Rolled like, a bunch of natural ones- shyriadracnoir mod: they're all basically premie shyriadracnoir mod: or like marsupial pouches PyrosNine ban: OH SO THATS...that's why they don't like it when I burn down their forests. shyriadracnoir mod: exactly PyrosNine ban: Whooops! PyrosNine ban: I mean, i've burned down orphanges and maternity wards before, but never unintentionally! PyrosNine ban: How unprofessional! PyrosNine ban: Now I feel like some sort of monster! PyrosNine ban: STEWARD! shyriadracnoir mod: well, you're a cat shyriadracnoir mod: that's a given PyrosNine ban: I'm like a nekomata! shyriadracnoir mod: additionally, I'm wingwonging this before it gets pushed off chat __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)