I have two questions.

[Seil]

QUESTION NUMBER ONE! (Just imagine that being shouted by Orson Welles or James Earl Jones or some such.)

So... Pixar, Dreamworks and Disney. Choose the best movie from any of these three studios.


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...Can't do it, can you? Because, well, fudge. They do different work. They have different processess. Essesss. es. And there are standards. Because of Lion King. And Pooh Bear. And Toy Story. And The Prince Of Egypt. And I'm sure someone else will chime in with Oliver and Company, or Little Mermaid, or Anastasia or whatnot. Which is wrong, because the top three Disney movies are Hercules, Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Tarzan (because Lion King is a standard, and I'm a boy so I don't do Cinderella).


SECOND QUESTION! (Andy Rooney this time. I don't know Andy Rooney, I've never met him nor seen any of his works, but I hear he's got a special something(TM)) (Or one of the Three Stooges, they're pretty great.) (Ming the Merciless.)

What is the best song from any of the mentioned companies? And I know Pixar movies don't have songs, I guess you fanboys, girls and otherwise can do a favorite scene or somesuch, but you are all from Wrongtown because the best song is The Bells Of Notre Dame I'll Make A Man Out Of You I Can Go The Distance Son Of Man The Lion King. All of it.