Beachside Story, Chapter I: You savvy, mate?

Dracorion · 08-26-2013, 03:02 PM

> Crab: Lament loss of wife and kids.

Why would you do that? Crablette and your crabbles are all perfectly fine and happy back home, and more importantly you haven't been shot full of holes.

> In that case, bring some food home.

You're right on that, as you grab this weird tube thing the kid is holding with your claw to inspect it for coconuts.

> Crab: Take to the skies.

Sure, your mighty wings start to beat, kicking up sand an-

Oh wait, the kid just freaked out and shook you off his metal tube, tossing you into the air.

Kids these days, how rude. You've taken great care to raise your own kids into proper crabs.

> Zebrek: Tear Riley a new one.

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Zebrek: Aw miss riley whyd you do that i couldve killed the crab and gotten some grist out of it and maybe a level up and boondollars too now ive gotta go track him down again

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Suddenly a weird lizard guy comes out of the hedge the crab was poking at, a knife in his hand. Oh, it seems you almost shot him too.

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Zebrek: oh sorry mister gardener i didnt mean to shoot you i just wanted to take out the crab where did it fly off to anyway

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And the mister Telm who runs the bar runs up to you and starting saying something crazy.

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Zebrek: huh protected what do you mean protected why would crabs be protected how would that even work is there a forcefield oh boy forcefields are cool i should make one maybe i can use the crab to alchemize one oh man

08-26-2013, 03:02 PM	#11
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	> Crab: Lament loss of wife and kids. Why would you do that? Crablette and your crabbles are all perfectly fine and happy back home, and more importantly you haven't been shot full of holes. > In that case, bring some food home. You're right on that, as you grab this weird tube thing the kid is holding with your claw to inspect it for coconuts. > Crab: Take to the skies. Sure, your mighty wings start to beat, kicking up sand an- Oh wait, the kid just freaked out and shook you off his metal tube, tossing you into the air. Kids these days, how rude. You've taken great care to raise your own kids into proper crabs. > Zebrek: Tear Riley a new one. Show dialoglog > ========> Suddenly a weird lizard guy comes out of the hedge the crab was poking at, a knife in his hand. Oh, it seems you almost shot him too. Show dialoglog > ========> And the mister Telm who runs the bar runs up to you and starting saying something crazy. Show dialoglog __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.