"Doctor Who Season 8" or "I Am Death, The Destroyer Of Wrapping Paper"

[Seil]

Always late, always lost.

So I guess the wrapping of a present doesn't matter. It's the thought that counts... and the thought is that I am a wrapping paper serial killer. It's frightful. Meanwhile, in the present, there's a dinosaur serial killer. Well, one. One dinosaur - and one dinosaur murderer, I'm afraid. It's quite serious.

I was Christmas shopping and found season 8 of Doctor Who, the first episode, theatrically speaking of course, and a whole lot of other junk that I wrapped with duct tape and sent cross country.

I also bought booze.

So, Peter Capaldi, thrill me.

Thrill me with your cross eyebrows.

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Oh boy, an extended Strax segment. That's really what we want. Strax is best when playing an entire scene alone.

I guess this is the Doctor Who recap? Wasn't this handled better elsewhere?



Is crying dinosaur the same as tortured space whale? Is confused Capaldi the same as hungry Smith?



Why is Vastra walking around without her veil?

Why are they mad at Clara? She flirts with mountains?

Oh, no, dinosaur. Wait - wasn't dinosaurs in space the beginning of the terrible bit of Doctor Who?

Tomorrow in "The Doctor scares the crap out of homeless people." I guess that episode could really be called "The Doctor scares the crap out of people."

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A lot more focus on the lesbian couple, then.

Okay, witty banter and Jenna Coleman make up for a lot.

Oh, dick move Doctor.

...I like Jenna Coleman a lot now.

Wait... saved by douchey classroom brat?

...Back to liking Coleman. Wait - so robot dude is only missing his face because of why? He's got every other bit but that section of his face. ...He walked around Victorian London with his face missing and robot whirring! Him and Vastra! Are humans for all time like "Yup, that's all right then!"

...Yeah, we probably would. There was a dinosaur, then.


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Not so much a dick move, then.

Everybody forget that happened.

Aerial silk dancing!

"I've got the horrible feeling I'm going to have to kill you. I thought you might appreciate a drink first." I like this Doctor.

Oh wait, Hollywood battle scene. Doctor attacks robot.

She's a Lizard! She's a Victorian era Matrix extra! Together they're lesbians!

And that was rather... disappointing for such a build up.

Why am I suddenly reminded of Mr. Bingley?

Round things on the walls!



Shades of Mr. Darcy now.

Wait, Eleven? Fuck you.

Fuck alla y'all.

I'm out.

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Madam Vastra?

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So! New Doctor, Clara, the old gang (who I both love and hate for the same reasons) and Madam Vastra (who I just hate.).

...Well, what did you all think of Season Eight?

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Oh good, I wanted my first real episode to rip off of previous episodes and The Fantastic Voyage.