I'm going to PISS on Elon Musk's shitty space car

POS Industries · 07-27-2021, 12:07 AM

In the year 2047, some garbage Elon Musk shat out into space will perform a near-Earth flyby and I want to urinate on his car. In space. This is currently impossible because of both the freezing temperatures that the piss would have to exist in and the body-destroying vacuum of space that I would not be able to unzip my space-trousers in order to drain my gorn on an overpriced electric car, the cost of building and launching into the Final Frontier could have--actually, hang on, let me google this to find out what actually meaningful thing for society that money could have gone to instead. Give me a minute here.

$90 million for the rocket, $200k just for the FUCKING CAR.

Well, I'm no public service budget expert, but it's a lot for something that stupid, so now I must spend the next 26 years of my life dedicated to keeping my piss liquid in space and being able to eject it in a stream at an awful car traveling over 2000 mph, but I'll do it because there has to be SOME justice in this dying world.

07-27-2021, 12:07 AM	#1
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	I'm going to PISS on Elon Musk's shitty space car In the year 2047, some garbage Elon Musk shat out into space will perform a near-Earth flyby and I want to urinate on his car. In space. This is currently impossible because of both the freezing temperatures that the piss would have to exist in and the body-destroying vacuum of space that I would not be able to unzip my space-trousers in order to drain my gorn on an overpriced electric car, the cost of building and launching into the Final Frontier could have--actually, hang on, let me google this to find out what actually meaningful thing for society that money could have gone to instead. Give me a minute here. $90 million for the rocket, $200k just for the FUCKING CAR. Well, I'm no public service budget expert, but it's a lot for something that stupid, so now I must spend the next 26 years of my life dedicated to keeping my piss liquid in space and being able to eject it in a stream at an awful car traveling over 2000 mph, but I'll do it because there has to be SOME justice in this dying world. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.