Jokes/Riddles thread!

Gilgamesh in a Hat · 11-29-2004, 06:03 PM

How funny are you? post your favorite Jokes or Riddles here!

To any Mods that come here, are are blonde/fat jokes ok or are they bad as any racist comment?

First off, Algeria (my home country) has a crime rate higher than New York and Detroit combined. that being said, here is my joke.

An Egyptian guy, a French guy, and an Algerian guy are all flying on a plane. After a while the french guy sez "I think we are over my country" the others respond "how can you tell?" "Well" he sez "I can see the Efile Tower."

So they keep flying

Then after a while the Egyptian guy sez "I think we are over my country"

"how can you tell?"

"Well I can see Pyramids."

And they keep flying.

Then finally the Algerian guy sez "you know? I think we are over my country"

"how can you tell?"

He sticks his hand out the window of the plane, pulls it back in, and his watch is gone.

11-29-2004, 06:03 PM	#1
Gilgamesh in a Hat The One That Says Bad MotherF$#%er Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: right behiND THIS DOOR! A-HAh! Posts: 172	Jokes/Riddles thread! How funny are you? post your favorite Jokes or Riddles here! To any Mods that come here, are are blonde/fat jokes ok or are they bad as any racist comment? First off, Algeria (my home country) has a crime rate higher than New York and Detroit combined. that being said, here is my joke. An Egyptian guy, a French guy, and an Algerian guy are all flying on a plane. After a while the french guy sez "I think we are over my country" the others respond "how can you tell?" "Well" he sez "I can see the Efile Tower." So they keep flying Then after a while the Egyptian guy sez "I think we are over my country" "how can you tell?" "Well I can see Pyramids." And they keep flying. Then finally the Algerian guy sez "you know? I think we are over my country" "how can you tell?" He sticks his hand out the window of the plane, pulls it back in, and his watch is gone. __________________ "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."