Calvinball XXVI: OMG!WTF?CHAT!

[Toastburner B]

((OOC: Yes! It is time for me to write my overly-long ending for this thread! BWHAHAHAHAHAH(tm) ))

Jada, not very amused by Dynamite's comment, did indeed blast him. Dyanmite was thrown across the room, and grunted in pain when he hit the wall.

Jada turned to Toastburner. "What was that about nukes?"

Toastburner just stood there, montionless.

"Toast? Heeellllooooo?" Newb walked up to Toastburner, and waved his hand in front of his face.

Still, Toastburner didn't move.

Newb turned to Dragonsbane. "Did you hit him with a sleep spell or something?"

Dragonsbane shook his head. "I didn't do anything to him. I don't like this..."

Newb turned back to Toastburner. "Come on, Toast, wake up!" He said, and he hit Toastburner. Toastburner fell, over, bits and pieces of the armor going everywhere. He wasn't inside it.

"What the...when did he get out of his armor!" Newb yelled.

Dragonsbane looked around. "Jada! Behind you!"

But it was too late. Toastburner had already placed his newest weapon, the floating "censor" sign, on Jada. He then depants....eh...de-underweared him. Everyone looked at the "censored" sign, shocked that Toastburner actually did it.

The ball fell to the ground with a clank. Everyone dived for it, but Toastburner was the only one read for it. He grabbed the ball then ran for his life. Without his armor, Toastburner was armed only with his Onimusha-style gauntlet and leafblower. He had the wind-gem in the gauntlet, and used his leafblower to create gale-force winds to slow everyone else down.

Unfortuneately, the chat-room was small. Soon, Toastburner had no place to run.

His back against the wall, Toastburner smiled. He then held up the ball. "I win...for once."

Dragonsbane lifted an eyebrow. "Kind of god-moddy, wasn't it? How'd you get out of the armor without us noticing.

Toastburner shrugged. "I was never in the armor. We're in a chat room, remember? Technology is my thing, so it didn't take long to create a bot that would act like me. Thus, I was allowed to sneak in, steal the ball from y'all, and get out. I had wanted to act before my bot crashed, but them's the breaks."

Newb laughed. "Well, that's all well and all, but we got you know."

Toastburner sighed and looked at Newb. "Come on, Newb. You're the other tech guy here. I thought it was obvious how I was getting out."

Toastburner: Log out!

Server: Toastburner B has logged out ("See ya next game! :p")

"Oh." Newb said. "There is always that."

The End