The NP member comic/song/poem/picture thread!

[videogamerz2000]

Another song/poem from you most favorite dragoon. Enjoy!

Ripped off from Don Macleans "American Dream" or Weird Al Yankovic's "The
Saga Begins"

A forum begins....

A long, long time ago,
In a forum far away
An RP thread was under an attack.
And I thought me and Jadarendir
Could talk the moderators into
Maybe cutting them a little slack.
But their response it didn't thrill us.
They sent us trolls and tried to ban us.
We escaped from that gas
And met Jadguy and Osterbaum.
We sent PM's about the scene
and went to BMG and CT.
We all wound up pissing off Shiney.
That's when, we found, this boy.

Oh my, my, this here slightly above average guy,
maybe crazy someday later, now's he just a small fry.
He left his home, now living at a thread about wreslting guys,
saying "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi. Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!"

Did you know this posting slave
Isn't even old enough to drink.
But he can use the SAAW* they say. *(slighty above average wang)
Ahh, do you see him hitting on NPF's Queen,
though he's just, 18 and she's something.
Yeah he's, probably gonna sleep with her, someday!
Oh I know he started Calviball,
and I heard how long his posts can go.
And we were banned, it's true.
So we made a wager or two. Ooh!
He was, considered a Calvinball ace,
and the minute the god-moders started off that game,
well I knew who'd win first place.
Oh yes, it was our boy.

We started singin' my, my, this here slightly above average guy,
maybe crazy someday later, now's he just a small fry.
He left his home, now living at a thread about wreslting guys,
saying "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi. Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!"

Now we finally got to a stable thread,
the administrators we knew would want,
to see how good looking this boy could be.
So we took him there and we told that tale,
how his reputation was off the scale,
and he might appear one day on TV.
Oh, our leader was impressed of course,
could he bring balance, to the forums?
They interviewed the kid.
OH! Moderator position, they forbid.
Because, Brian sensed in him much fear,
and Jadarendir said "Now listen hear,
just stick it in your rich, green ears,
I still, will train this boy."

He was singin' my, my, this here slightly above average guy,
maybe crazy someday later, now's he just a small fry.
He left his home, now living at a thread about wreslting guys,
saying "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi. Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!"

We linked back to that RP tread,
cause QueenQeeko wanted to.
I frankly would have liked to stay.
We all fought in that epic war,
and it wasn't long at all before,
little hotshot, grabbed his SAAW and saved the day.
And in the end some threads were closed.
Some members suspended and others banned.
Alot of folks were croakin',
the forum almost broken.
And the player I admired most,
met up with Mashirosen and now he's toast,
but I'm still here and he's a ghost.
I guess, I'll train this boy.

And I was singin.....
My, my, this here slightly above average guy,
maybe crazy someday later, now's he just a small fry.
He left his home, now living at a thread about wreslting guys,
saying "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi. Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!"
We were singin'.. My, my, this here slightly above average guy,
maybe crazy someday later, now's he just a small fry.
He left his home, now living at a thread about wreslting guys,
saying "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi. Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!"