07-08-2005, 03:25 PM | #11 |
Sent to the cornfield
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 4,566
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Me and VG2K were talking about something, but then it degraded into this.
enjoy! Erick says: what part of Canada are you in? Thunder Dragoon says: Alberta Thunder Dragoon says: boo now Thunder Dragoon says: i'm used to it Thunder Dragoon says: lol Erick says: Alberta eh? is that anywhere near Quebec? Thunder Dragoon says: nope Thunder Dragoon says: Qubec is on the east, Alberta on the west Erick says: ah, didn't think so Thunder Dragoon says: i guess it really is true that amicans never pay attention to the north Thunder Dragoon says: joke Erick says: that probably is true, though I think it unfair to judge all Americans based off of one scatterbrained idiot (me) XD Thunder Dragoon says: well, your media also kinda proves it, as well as your governement. Erick says: true, true Thunder Dragoon says: but other than that, you guys can be intelligent Erick says: well thanks! @_@ Erick says: unfortunately I believe there is legislature in the making which will make it illegal to be intelligent in America, its part of an initiative to remove threats to our national security by making sure nobodies smart enough to realize what the fuck is going on. I think its called something like "project go fuck yourself America" Thunder Dragoon says: lol Thunder Dragoon says: that's a definite rofl my waffle Erick says: *bows* Erick says: yeah well, all I kow is that if I were president, I'd have an elit eunit of Batman-esque death squad ninjas that I'd call "The Platinum Knights" or something equally menacing, and everytime I needed someone murdred violently in their bedrooms I'd shout out something like "Platinum Knights! Assemble!" and they'd appear from whatever convenient shady area happened to be around at the time. Thunder Dragoon says: that would be awesome Thunder Dragoon says: maybe then we'd have an effective US Thunder Dragoon says: with less dipshits Erick says: the path to world peace is assassination squads, why doesn't anyone agree with me? Thunder Dragoon says: whou wouldn't? Thunder Dragoon says: my stupid microphone won't work Thunder Dragoon says: so now it meets mister cheese grater Erick says: mr. microphone: "Hello mr. cheese grater! How are you today?" mr. cheese grater: *looms menacingly* mr microphone: "what are you doing mr cheeAAAARRGGH! OH GOD WHY MUST IT HURT SO BAd! I CAN SEE PIECES OF MYSELF FALLING TO THE GROUND! SOMEBODY KILL ME! Thunder Dragoon says: it's a piece of plastic crap anyways Thunder Dragoon says: it's basically a ball on one end with a shiny metal end on the other Erick says: ooooooo Erick says: how shiny? Thunder Dragoon says: shiny enough to be flushed down the toilet Erick says: XD |
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