What videogame characters wouldnt say! (probably been done before)

[Dragonsbane]

Assuming Baldur's Gate (admittedly for the PC) counts as a video game.

Baldur's Gate

Sarevok: I don't know...this heavy, spiked armor, ominous FMV at the beginning, insane plot...it's just not ME!

Imoen: ...life is pain. Happiness is an illusion created just to give us false hope.

Jaheira: It's okay! You did fine...nobody is perfect, after all. Don't worry about it, I won't nag.

Minsc: The sum of the quadrilateral's internal angles will always be equal to 360 degrees, as expressed in this formula. I have also been developing a highly advanced method of combat that will require no swords, called "magic". Furthermore, I utterly despise rodents of all varieties, most especially hamsters.

Viconia: YAAAAY! Sunlight, time to TAN!

Edwin: Oh, Dynaheir! Who cares if our countries have been at war for centuries? I love you, and would gladly forsake all of my magic, all of my power, just to spend my life with you.

Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn

Viconia: Thank you for saving me yet again, sweet hero! Alas, that I cannot offer you myself, for I hath sworn to remain a virgin until my wedding night.

Aerie: I'm sorry, [insert hero's name], but my heart belongs to Korgan Bloodaxe!

Imoen: Life is pretty and beautiful and wonderful! It's FUN to be alive!

Boo: Prepare to DIE, puny mortals! The wrath of Boo is upon your unworthy HEADS!

Fanatic: Oh, hell...I suppose we could let her go. After all, drow are people too.

Cultist of the Unseeing Eye: Was I drunk? Why the HELL would I put out my own eyes!? I must be the stupidest living being in existence!

Firkraag: ...but you can call me "Barney".

Hero: I'll be Charlie. Aerie, Viconia, and Jaheira...you can be my angels.

Jon Irenicus: Revenge is the pursuit of the small-minded and petty.

Anomen: Tolerance is the key to happiness.

Valygar: Maybe I should multiclass as a Wizard?

Bohdi: Blood? No, no...this is just cranberry juice!

Elminster: *looking at Aerie* baby got back!