The camwhore's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

mauve · 08-25-2005, 12:49 AM

When I'm not a pirate, I'm a cowgirl. I don't have the hat, Meister, but I've got the horse. Sort of.

First, I'd like to introduce you all to my vicious attack-dog, Gherkintrude. Yes, that's Nero she's standing next to. She strikes fear and adoration into all who look upon her.

Next, I'd like you to meet my noble steed, Sprocket's Rocket. I don't ride him...

...And this is why. That's him down in the lower left-hand corner. Yes, he's standing. And the one above him is my donkey, Fanny Brownbottom.

... And here's the obligatory "kiss-ass" joke. I don't want to hear any other crude remarks about my donkey.

08-25-2005, 12:49 AM	#11
mauve So Dreamy Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Someplace magical Posts: 6,863	Cowgirl Bebop When I'm not a pirate, I'm a cowgirl. I don't have the hat, Meister, but I've got the horse. Sort of. First, I'd like to introduce you all to my vicious attack-dog, Gherkintrude. Yes, that's Nero she's standing next to. She strikes fear and adoration into all who look upon her. Next, I'd like you to meet my noble steed, Sprocket's Rocket. I don't ride him... ...And this is why. That's him down in the lower left-hand corner. Yes, he's standing. And the one above him is my donkey, Fanny Brownbottom. ... And here's the obligatory "kiss-ass" joke. I don't want to hear any other crude remarks about my donkey. __________________ Yoo Hoo!