NPF Avatars: Going where no man has gone before!

[PyrosNine]

"Oh my dear Ecurt, you know me far too little. Of course I would. I'm Pyros freaking Nine. If there's anything I won't do, it's whatever you expect me to do. Or something like that."

Pyros altered the direction of the portal a bit, kicked back a demon that attempted to make it's own break for it, until he connected to the toolshed of the damned. Here lay all the hellish and evil creations created by man, gods, and demons, sealed away lest they ruin the world. Any one of these could cause untold devastation, but the one he wanted could rule the seas.

He widened the portal a bit, and directed it to release a being of large size. "I call upon you, YeSbmrualelowni!"

Emerging from the portal came a hideous beast, multi limbed, covered in writhing flesh. It's feet were covered in eyes, it's eyes had feelers, and those feelers had more eyes. It had the bones of others stuck to it's flesh, and the very air about it reeked of evil.

"I AM FINALLY FREE TO RULE THE-" A deep, dark voice claimed. But before it could finish the sentence, Pyros closed the portal and blasted it with flame, and a vicious roar filled the air as the thing burned.

Strangely though, the Deep voice of the roar changed pitch as the thing was consumed by the flame, going from a Deeper than Bass to a high squeak voice.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahhhhhh!"

When the flames cleared, Pyros threw a seal upon what remained, and bent it to his will. Suijin and Ecurt saw the thing for what it was, and were horrified.

Lying underneath the ashes of the beast was the most horrific, most evil vessel the world had ever known, that even the most hardened sea going men fear and wet themselves at it's name. It had taken 4 legendary heroes to defeat it, and one of them had dragged it hell with his own sacrifice of himself so that he world would never see it again.

Twas the Yellow Submarine. And within it, lay the cursed soul of John Lennon.

"Shit! I finally get free, and I have to meet you fuckers! I hope you all are (Expletive removed. Involved Donkeys, mothers, and a steam engine)!."

"Y'know, if it wasn't for the fact it's a hellish sub that's fused with John Lennon's soul and spent several years suffering in hell, I'd think that little voice of it's was kinda cute."

Pyros opened the hatch, cleaned out the insides with his flame, and put a tree air freshener over the dashboard. "So...Everybody aboard?"

Suijin felt the need to repeat her previous statement. "You're an ass."

"I know I am but who you are am I?" Pyros responded, with yet another smile.

"You're all asses in my book you (Expletive Removed. Involved Crackers, Bean dip, and an Elephant in Drag.)!!!" The squeaky voice of the wretched voice of John Lennon cursed.