What Are Your Gaming Superstitions?

Novasol · 03-30-2006, 02:59 AM

I can and do pull miracles out of my ass. All the time. My buttocks are a factory for divine works and have been sanctioned as such by the church. People accumulate outside my door to partake in its miraculous nature.

Well, that's pushing it a bit, but the point is that I tend to rely on luck and gambling to push me through when sheer skill and determination fail, and most of the time, it actually works. This is also augmented by the fact that I can and do hoard everything I get my filthy hands on, and use that as further ammunition for the aforementioned gambling. Anyone who has played against me in Advance Wars (my friends banned me from picking Sami... for very good reason) and Monopoly can attest to my lucky asshattery.

Basically, my line of reasoning in relying on this is as such: my luck in real life is absolutely horrible, so it has to be funneling somewhere.

03-30-2006, 02:59 AM	#11
Novasol N...ne...sss.... h...iii...iiiiii.. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 9th Circle of Hell Posts: 587	I can and do pull miracles out of my ass. All the time. My buttocks are a factory for divine works and have been sanctioned as such by the church. People accumulate outside my door to partake in its miraculous nature. Well, that's pushing it a bit, but the point is that I tend to rely on luck and gambling to push me through when sheer skill and determination fail, and most of the time, it actually works. This is also augmented by the fact that I can and do hoard everything I get my filthy hands on, and use that as further ammunition for the aforementioned gambling. Anyone who has played against me in Advance Wars (my friends banned me from picking Sami... for very good reason) and Monopoly can attest to my lucky asshattery. Basically, my line of reasoning in relying on this is as such: my luck in real life is absolutely horrible, so it has to be funneling somewhere. __________________ Now, I'm not saying my opponent is a communist, but if he had a large sum of money, he would distribute it evenly to the populace... WITH PRIORITY GIVEN TO THOSE IN NEED.