NPF Avatars: A story of Seals, Tears, and Betrayal

[PyrosNine]

It seemed Mesden's tailor was adept at making nigh indestructable clothes, because for the life of him Pyros couldn't rip the dress to shreds or or at tear it at the top like Krylo had done. He'd even tried shapeshifting, no luck. It shrunk for Kitty Pyros, and made him look like those pampered pets who are bought expensive tiny clothing that's uncomfortable and may actually kill them. Funnily enough mother had tried to convince Pyros to go kitty like that for a wedding they were visiting. Pyros said no and hid in a box. The only form that would fit and not look outlandish would be that of Mesdens, but he had this strange feeling there would be further estrangement between the two if he did so. So he resorted to using what he knew to solve his problem.

Finally, He managed to at least stretch them a bit in the chest area with his sword, and Asheth was able to breath. So, after some deep, deep breathing, Asheth stood up again. Looking about She saw several Gaians killing each other, Garud and Krylo flaunting themselves, and he presumed somewhere Rhiya was cackling with mischief over what she had caused.

Asheth sighed. "Oh well. I was going to do my third form too, for the first time ever in his RP, but I might as well save it for later. Now, to end these portals and talk this over with the Gaian Mod or Admin responsible....perhaps over dinner."

Asheth made some steps toward the nearby portals, Fidem, and the forthcoming destruction of the Gaian Forums, but then she tripped on Mesden's dress and fell facefirst into the dirt.

"GAH! DRESSES! DRESSES AND HIGH HEELS! Though I have created and felt many horrible tortures in my lifetimes, I have never known any greater then such as these!" Asheth roared, pounding the dirt with a clenched fist.

Then, that fist felt wet. Asheth checked her fist to see a large amount of drool upon it, and a thin trail that went upwards and into a noob's mouth. Asheth realized that at the moment, she was wearing a tightly fitting dress, and covered in dirt. And this loser had yet to become a man.

Well, there was only one thing to be done...

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"HI HO SILVER!" Asheth cackled as she whipped the Gaian faster, as she rode upon his back as he went on all fours towards the nearest portal. The gaian wasn't sure how this happened, but was aware that at this moment, there was a girl touching him other than his mom or his Tifa and Aeris figurines. Yes, he had a sad sad life, but that didn't stop him from moving faster, and hoping to perhaps use this opportunity to look up Asheth's dress.

Of course, that would kill him doubly dead, but at least he'd have done something fulfilling in his life.