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07-29-2006, 06:09 PM | #27 | |
Zettai Hero
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Pyros's eyes glowed red at Garud, then patted him on the shoulder and made a small prayer for his soul. When Dragonsbane rubbed his bloodied hands upon Pyros's clothes, the blood immediately burst into flame and dirtied the fine thread of his armor no more.
"Ing, I shall definitely call thee." Quote:
Pyros's hand twitched as caught a glance of Dragonsbane's wicked smile, and momentarily rubbed against the hilt of his sword before he continued. "While the 'phoenix' answer seems right, however, I have heard tales of another method in which one avoids answering the question entirely, and tricks the Sphinx. There once was a pharaoh by the name of Teppic you see, who managed to use the fact that the Sphinx is, by nature, not very social and therefore not so skilled at dealing with people and their lies. The sphinx itself is an overendowed creature anyway to do much damage or put up much of a chase. Also, as Teppic put it, it's bosom will get in the way, even if it's brain doesn't." At that last comment Pyros blushed. "Notably, Teppic was a chauvanistic pharaoh with 130 wives, and was around before Sexism was invented..." He apologized to the female party members.
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