I've always dug Samson (JUDGES) myself. I mean, seriously, the best revenge story ever. Well, he gets killed when taking his revenge, but still. All I'm saying is we all have dreams of killing people just for cheating at our riddles, with the jawbone of a donkey, nonetheless, and marrying hot chicks like Delilah, and killing thousands of people, not to mention setting their fields on fire using foxes and shit. Only downside is getting your hair shaved off, losing your powers, and getting your eyes torn out, followed by months of slavery. However, that's where the sweet revenge part comes in, as you bide your time, allowing your hair to grow back because of the witlessness of your enemies, and then crushing hundreds of them by knocking the building supports down. The unbelievers NEVER see it coming.
Also, I find it hilarious that I just used spoiler tags for a Bible story.
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