Paris Hilton goes to jail, Humanity Celebrates.

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Originally Posted by Satan's Onion

So grainy night-vision footage of this overmade-up, overtanned, overdyed, perma-smirking, pampered brat riding some guy's baloney pole entitles her to celebrity status? That's not very fair to real porn actresses, y'know.

You know, I've never actually watched the night-vision portion? The glowing eyes always creep me out. Really, the only half-way decent part of that whole mess is the side-view full color close up oral scene. It's still best left to the professionals, of course, but that's still probably the highlight of the whole thing.

Anyway, I was referring more to her penchant for winding up drunkenly dancing on a table with what passes for her dress having devolved into an ill-fitting sarong about her waist as the paparazzi snap away at their latest tabloid paycheck. She got famous for being having a notable name and regularly causing a scene at every party from the latest high society bash to young Billy Goldstein's bar mitzvah.

Then began the videotaped fucking, you see.