NPF Avatars 5 - Bread and Circuses

PyrosNine · 05-30-2007, 02:40 AM

Oh my god! THE E's! The horror! The sudden pain!

Pyros attempted to wriggle his flexible feline self out of the form that had enveloped him. "Air! I needs air! Lest I return to davy jones locker!"

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Pyros: Captain! The ship cannae take annae moor!
Pyros: Full speed you bilge rats! We've been sailing all day, and the progress so far has been despicable!
Pyros: Fixed the rigging captain! There was a banana in it!
Pyros: Good show! Now that's some work getting done!
Pyros: I've mopped the poop deck! There was an Asheth in it!
Asheth: Very good, very good. See, some of you can do adequate work!
Pyros: I've tied down the heretics, m'lord! They shall never escape the Pyrosian Inquisition!
Pyros: You call that a knot, you filthy dog?
Pyros: Well, yeah. It's not a bad knot. It cuts off the circulation damned well!
Pyros: Well, I says you do it again, savvy?
Pyros: Fine then I-URK!
Pyros: Now let that be a lesson to you! We need to do it all over again, better! Or else we'll never get moving! NEVER!
Sub-Pyros: ...What the hell? I left for 2 minutes to get something to eat, and you've already started making fun of Pirates of the Caribbean?
Pyros: Yes. Because I hate Calypso! How dare she get a movie deal? Along side the awesomeness that is Johnny Depp, no less!
Pyros: I agree with you captain. She's a downright moneygrubbing 'ore, that she is.
*blasts him with a pistol*
Pyros: Shut up you. No one likes a kiss-ass.
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Pyros emerged from the arms enough to see who it was doing the hugging. "Huh? Rhiya? Rhiya Ravenwing? Not Raven Rhiyawing? Is it truely you?"

Pyros's body stopped emitting the burning flame. "Well, if that's the case, by all means carry on then."

05-30-2007, 02:40 AM	#11
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	Oh my god! THE E's! The horror! The sudden pain! Pyros attempted to wriggle his flexible feline self out of the form that had enveloped him. "Air! I needs air! Lest I return to davy jones locker!" *** Pyros: Captain! The ship cannae take annae moor! Pyros: Full speed you bilge rats! We've been sailing all day, and the progress so far has been despicable! Pyros: Fixed the rigging captain! There was a banana in it! Pyros: Good show! Now that's some work getting done! Pyros: I've mopped the poop deck! There was an Asheth in it! Asheth: Very good, very good. See, some of you can do adequate work! Pyros: I've tied down the heretics, m'lord! They shall never escape the Pyrosian Inquisition! Pyros: You call that a knot, you filthy dog? Pyros: Well, yeah. It's not a bad knot. It cuts off the circulation damned well! Pyros: Well, I says you do it again, savvy? Pyros: Fine then I-URK! Pyros: Now let that be a lesson to you! We need to do it all over again, better! Or else we'll never get moving! NEVER! Sub-Pyros: ...What the hell? I left for 2 minutes to get something to eat, and you've already started making fun of Pirates of the Caribbean? Pyros: Yes. Because I hate Calypso! How dare she get a movie deal? Along side the awesomeness that is Johnny Depp, no less! Pyros: I agree with you captain. She's a downright moneygrubbing 'ore, that she is. blasts him with a pistol Pyros: Shut up you. No one likes a kiss-ass. ** Pyros emerged from the arms enough to see who it was doing the hugging. "Huh? Rhiya? Rhiya Ravenwing? Not Raven Rhiyawing? Is it truely you?" Pyros's body stopped emitting the burning flame. "Well, if that's the case, by all means carry on then." __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!**