NPF Avatars 5 - The Big Come Down

[Bailey]

Keyman now had no pants.

One would not normally think that this was a problem for a being made of shadows, but the same teleporter which had stolen his pants had also given him boxers with Barney the Dinosaur on.

Keyman was not amused.

And then the fembots attacked. "Oh, uh, battle? I choose... First Aid, Penultima, and Sprint for my spells, increased magicalness for decreased toughness and increased combo chain for decreased base attack power as my stances, and I'll take three relife gems as my items."

He began hauling off on Fembots with the Adaptive, and as he struck more and more, his keyblade changed subtly to maximize damage against fembots. Then he got the headband back.


Keyman grinned to himself and began REALLY letting the mayhem fly.

By the time he caught up with the present, he was doing better than fairly well, being able to inflict 9A5F damage on a fembot with a single blow.

"Hey Pedro, want our help getting through this mob? We'll help if you give us our pants back."