NPF Avatars 5 - Part Vampire, Part Warrior, Carnivore and Voyeur

PhoenixFlame · 06-24-2007, 11:16 AM

Tactically, Pyrosnine had made a hideous tactical miscalculation by attacking Phoenixbot's summoned monster instead of herself. Naturally however, using "World of Warcrack" Phyiszkx (TM), this was expected. Mobs always aggroed your pets before they shredded your squishly little meaty bits.

Fortunately, Phoenixbot was lacking several of the aformentioned meatybits. Still! The logic applied.

Targeting Pyrosnine during his ascent with her ice-blaster of doom, Phoenixbot did not factor in the adverse effects of being so close to Chibi Anime animation and pure love mixed together. The high energy discharge of her weapon coupled with firing at someone assuming a cosplay form resulted in a loud and unanticipated crack. Bright, comcially fireworks-class flash accompanied what amounted to nothing more than an aesthetic change.

"Time to die, Nya!" Phoenixbot said with true protector-of-the-world emotion, while discharging her comically sparkly ice-blaster at Pyrosnine. Her armor had changed into the trademark Sailor Fuku of a magical girl, complete with golden tiara. Additionally, she had gained a pair of catgirl ears for no explicable reason.

Somewhere else, Phoenixflame suddenly experienced a pounding headache, as if millions of logic circuts had cried out in terror.

06-24-2007, 11:16 AM	#11
PhoenixFlame ☢!CAUTION!☢ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Beneath Gensokyo Posts: 3,668	Tactically, Pyrosnine had made a hideous tactical miscalculation by attacking Phoenixbot's summoned monster instead of herself. Naturally however, using "World of Warcrack" Phyiszkx (TM), this was expected. Mobs always aggroed your pets before they shredded your squishly little meaty bits. Fortunately, Phoenixbot was lacking several of the aformentioned meatybits. Still! The logic applied. Targeting Pyrosnine during his ascent with her ice-blaster of doom, Phoenixbot did not factor in the adverse effects of being so close to Chibi Anime animation and pure love mixed together. The high energy discharge of her weapon coupled with firing at someone assuming a cosplay form resulted in a loud and unanticipated crack. Bright, comcially fireworks-class flash accompanied what amounted to nothing more than an aesthetic change. "Time to die, Nya!" Phoenixbot said with true protector-of-the-world emotion, while discharging her comically sparkly ice-blaster at Pyrosnine. Her armor had changed into the trademark Sailor Fuku of a magical girl, complete with golden tiara. Additionally, she had gained a pair of catgirl ears for no explicable reason. Somewhere else, Phoenixflame suddenly experienced a pounding headache, as if millions of logic circuts had cried out in terror. __________________ "Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic." -from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan