BotB: Wheee!

Forever Zero · 02-27-2004, 12:31 AM

Dezil was walking through the back hallways to avoid the teeming throngs of fans outside. It was madness out there, with all the hit bands and new indie groups, you could get killed just trying to use a restroom if you were famous. Heck, if dezil showed up from nowhere after vanishing for so long, he might get killed just by going out there...

As Dezil walked, he realized he was pretty thirsty. Luckily, he noticed a convienient vending machine right there. He pulled out a doller and put it in, then hit the button for Dr. Pepper. <Ahh, the Elixer of life...> He mentally joked, but then noticed that nothing was happening. He grumbled and hit the buttone agian, but the machine seemed to have eaten his money.

"Son of a..." He muttered, and as he was about to grab another dollar bill, the screen showing money payed started scrolling words. He leaned down and read, "Hah, all your dollars are belong to us!", he muttered, "Damn crackers, keeping me from sweet, caffinated goodness. I'll take care of this..." he muttered, and pulled out a device. He pressed one small end in where the key was supposed to go to open the front, then pressed a button. There was a loud *POP*, and a lfash of light followed by the smell of burnt O-Zone, and the front slid open. Dezil didn't notice it, but the soda machine scrolled, "I wish you hadn't done that Dave..." Dezil grabbed out his Dr. Pepper, and prepared to walk away in triumph, when the soda machine turned and shot sodas at him. "WHAT THE, IT'S MOVING?!" Dezil shouted as the machine slowly rolled after him, shooting soda bottles. Dezil dodged around the slow machine and pulled the plug, but it kept going, shooting a stream of sodas and spraying the halls. He pulled out another gadget and looked at the machine, noting a slot. He stabbed it into the slot, and after a few seconds of buzzing from the device, the Mad Soda Machine stopped moving. Dezil looked and said, "Alright, those crackers are getting good at hacking stuff, but don't mess with the best!" He struck a corny pose, the noticed no one was there anyway, so he stopped. "Well, I'm not cleaning this up..." he said, so he started walking the ohter way, acting innocent.

OOC: w00t, nice choice of beverage Ecurt, Dr Pepper r0x0rs!1!1!!!1 one!

02-27-2004, 12:31 AM	#11
Forever Zero Saint of Stats Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The End Of The World Posts: 5,646	Dezil was walking through the back hallways to avoid the teeming throngs of fans outside. It was madness out there, with all the hit bands and new indie groups, you could get killed just trying to use a restroom if you were famous. Heck, if dezil showed up from nowhere after vanishing for so long, he might get killed just by going out there... As Dezil walked, he realized he was pretty thirsty. Luckily, he noticed a convienient vending machine right there. He pulled out a doller and put it in, then hit the button for Dr. Pepper. <Ahh, the Elixer of life...> He mentally joked, but then noticed that nothing was happening. He grumbled and hit the buttone agian, but the machine seemed to have eaten his money. "Son of a..." He muttered, and as he was about to grab another dollar bill, the screen showing money payed started scrolling words. He leaned down and read, "Hah, all your dollars are belong to us!", he muttered, "Damn crackers, keeping me from sweet, caffinated goodness. I'll take care of this..." he muttered, and pulled out a device. He pressed one small end in where the key was supposed to go to open the front, then pressed a button. There was a loud POP, and a lfash of light followed by the smell of burnt O-Zone, and the front slid open. Dezil didn't notice it, but the soda machine scrolled, "I wish you hadn't done that Dave..." Dezil grabbed out his Dr. Pepper, and prepared to walk away in triumph, when the soda machine turned and shot sodas at him. "WHAT THE, IT'S MOVING?!" Dezil shouted as the machine slowly rolled after him, shooting soda bottles. Dezil dodged around the slow machine and pulled the plug, but it kept going, shooting a stream of sodas and spraying the halls. He pulled out another gadget and looked at the machine, noting a slot. He stabbed it into the slot, and after a few seconds of buzzing from the device, the Mad Soda Machine stopped moving. Dezil looked and said, "Alright, those crackers are getting good at hacking stuff, but don't mess with the best!" He struck a corny pose, the noticed no one was there anyway, so he stopped. "Well, I'm not cleaning this up..." he said, so he started walking the ohter way, acting innocent. OOC: w00t, nice choice of beverage Ecurt, Dr Pepper r0x0rs!1!1!!!1 one! __________________ "For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast, And breathed in the face of the foe as he pass'd; And the eyes of the sleepers wax'd deadly and chill, And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!" - The Destruction of Sennacherib