Kittens Mafia

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Originally Posted by B_real_shadows

Because a friend was having them over! What kind of friend protects you by taking you into their home?

I'm that kind of friend. At least if I weren't sure they were some kind of psycho killer (buh buh buh bah buh buh bah, better run, run, run, run away) or organized crime guy that would off someone that tried to keep others from getting killed. Y'know, figure out someone's gonna be killed in their home so you invite over for delicious drinks and perhaps a round of yahtzee. Followed by more drinks most likely. Too keep em from driving back home.

But maybe I'm just some jackass drunk that would protect his friends by making them his drinking buddies.

EDIT: I should probably stop drinking alone. I have no outlet for my crazy ass theories and terrible 80's songs attempts at typing from memory. I blame this post on my good buddy Jack Daniels.