I hate pants. also showering.

[Torque]

Let's see, I tripped on my pant legs getting into them this morning, stepped on my cat because of it, and then jammed my big toe on my left foot into the corner of my bed, and nearly ripped the toenail off.
THEN later on while getting my pants OFF I nearly tore off what was LEFT of my toenail, then slipped on the shower mat in the bottom of my tub, and wanged my other foot, and knee.
I got soap in my eye, cut myself shaving, and forgot my towel in the linen closet, and had to drip dry, cold and damp.

I hate pants, and bathing offends me!
Who's with me?!