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An Animal I Have Become
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Ultimate Tongue Twisters!
Woodchuck, Monkey Island Version
Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood 'cause a woodchuck can't chuck wood. Q: But if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: But if a woodchuck could chuck wood, would a woodchuck if it could chuck wood? Q: If a woodchuck could and a woodchuck would, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: It would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Anybody else got more?
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