NPF Avatars 5 - Another Version Of The Truth

PyrosNine · 11-10-2007, 08:06 PM

A giant white cylinder shot down from the sky, crashing into the Gaian earth, revealing, the Judge, a 40 year old woman who works at a book store and learned the rules only so that she could have more customers.

"Battle over! Battle over! Wizzle loses his argument, because the very method of summoning a Five Headed Dragon would give Busterblader 5600 attack points, due to the fact that in order to summon Five headed dragon, you needed to fuse 5 dragons together, and Five headed dragon counts as the sixth, giving Buster Blader a 3000 attack boost, 600 points over Five headed Dragon. Furthermore, while five can only be destroyed by a light monster, it is incredibly weak against any card that can return it to it's owner's hand, and also against magic and trap cards. Especially if Buster Blader destroyed every other monster on the field and the opponent used fissure, which is a cheap tactic!"

The Judge held up a plaid flag. "The penalty of Wizzle is as follows: JADEN YUUKI!"

A cannon sprouted from the judge capsule, and fired.

"GET YOUR GAME ON!!!!" The strangely haired duelist yelled as he shot through the air, and crashed hard into the Water Dragon head, making a crater.

"And Cyrus too!"

The cannon shot again.

"Jaaaaddeeeen!"

Jaden reached up from his perch atop atop the Water dragon head. "Cyrus!"

"Jaaaden!"

"Cyrus!"

"Jaden!"

"Cyrus!"

The love the two prepubescent card players had was strong.

But sadly, a fell breeze took Cyrus off course and he crashed into the Fire Dragon head.

"Okay! Now that we've stopped being silly for quarter of a second, and are likely to have more silliness in the near future, let's get on the attack! All together now, let us attack Rei with our combined weapon systems!" Pyros ordered, and the Supermegavoltrozord's eyes glowed a bright neon rainbow, readying to fire.

11-10-2007, 08:06 PM	#23
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	A giant white cylinder shot down from the sky, crashing into the Gaian earth, revealing, the Judge, a 40 year old woman who works at a book store and learned the rules only so that she could have more customers. "Battle over! Battle over! Wizzle loses his argument, because the very method of summoning a Five Headed Dragon would give Busterblader 5600 attack points, due to the fact that in order to summon Five headed dragon, you needed to fuse 5 dragons together, and Five headed dragon counts as the sixth, giving Buster Blader a 3000 attack boost, 600 points over Five headed Dragon. Furthermore, while five can only be destroyed by a light monster, it is incredibly weak against any card that can return it to it's owner's hand, and also against magic and trap cards. Especially if Buster Blader destroyed every other monster on the field and the opponent used fissure, which is a cheap tactic!" The Judge held up a plaid flag. "The penalty of Wizzle is as follows: JADEN YUUKI!" A cannon sprouted from the judge capsule, and fired. "GET YOUR GAME ON!!!!" The strangely haired duelist yelled as he shot through the air, and crashed hard into the Water Dragon head, making a crater. "And Cyrus too!" The cannon shot again. "Jaaaaddeeeen!" Jaden reached up from his perch atop atop the Water dragon head. "Cyrus!" "Jaaaden!" "Cyrus!" "Jaden!" "Cyrus!" The love the two prepubescent card players had was strong. But sadly, a fell breeze took Cyrus off course and he crashed into the Fire Dragon head. "Okay! Now that we've stopped being silly for quarter of a second, and are likely to have more silliness in the near future, let's get on the attack! All together now, let us attack Rei with our combined weapon systems!" Pyros ordered, and the Supermegavoltrozord's eyes glowed a bright neon rainbow, readying to fire. __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!